Last night, we came to a realization
Last night, we came to a realization. Someone needs to invent a shirt that constantly gives a lower-back massage. They...
Go Green-shen Go!
I suppose that you have all heard about this “Going Green” that Goshen is apparently taking part in. But how...
Weathering Goshen
Remember those good old days, namely last week, when the weather was B-E-A-utiful and the sun shone so warmly? Well,...
Your mom sent you a friendship request
If you ask me, there are two different types of people in this world. There are people who will laugh...
Funnies Page Too Big
Well, people, I have come to the realizaion that the funnies page is, in fact, too big. I mean, with...
Recrudescence
How many of you remember that little column that used to be run in the Record called “Inside/Outside Voices”? And...
Top 10 Survival Guide for First Years
10.) Jim Brenneman can do one fingered push-ups while reciting Hebrew Bible passages. 9.) Following the signs and yielding to...
Peace by What?
How many of you have looked at the new motto “Peace by Peace” and wondered if it has been misspelled? ...
Abe’s practical guide to over eating
Have you ever had a good dinner at 6:30 p.m., only to be haunted by hunger pangs at 10 p.m.?...
The future of Goshen College
The end is near – the end of the semester, I should hasten to clarify. Finals and projects are flying...
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