Peace by What?
How many of you have looked at the new motto “Peace by Peace” and wondered if it has been misspelled? ...
Abe’s practical guide to over eating
Have you ever had a good dinner at 6:30 p.m., only to be haunted by hunger pangs at 10 p.m.?...
The future of Goshen College
The end is near – the end of the semester, I should hasten to clarify. Finals and projects are flying...
The last word
At last, it seems that I’ve come to the year’s final issue of the Record. It seems difficult to believe...
Is the news old or am I old?
A funny thing happened on Saturday. I was playing piano in the School House Hour After and I noticed that...
Cautious counsel on Mennonite relationships
In this season of budding flowers, chirping birds and warmer days, many of you may have noticed that love is...
Top 10 things that we’re too lazy to do
Top 10 Things That We’re Too Lazy To Do: 10. Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7. Finish that...
But seriously, I am terrified
I’m going to take a moment, and speak to you all directly, not as funnies editor, but as myself, Tyler...
A guide to opera
These days, operas and operettas are buzzing on everyone’s lips. With the first weekend of “The Gondoliers” a success, “operas”...
Top ten April Fools’ Day headlines
10. Octomom’s Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9. Economy Improves 8. Newspaper Headlines Are Now To Be Using Words...
Swooping up prey (jobs) like hawks
You’ve all seen the news, or at least the Daily Show: the economy is still in the metaphorical toilet. People...
Top ten rejected course offerings
10. BIBL 157: Herod to Jezebel: Biblical Names that No One Gives to their Babies 9. MUS 149: Getting the...
Purple colors the unrhymable
It has come to my attention that the word “doorhinge” rhymes with the word “orange,” which leaves the word “purple”...
Top ten jokes told badly
10. A chicken wanted to a cross the road, so it did. 9. A man walked into a bar and...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Zeke Bodiker zekedb@goshen.edu
Nathan Anderson nranderson@goshen.edu