Spring break in Flori-San Fran-Puerto-Punta-Cana-Cun vs. great white north choir tour
Many Goshen College students did not have the opportunity to go on the chamber choir’s “great white north tour” for...
How Wii do it
The other day I was talking with some friends about going bowling on Tuesday night. As soon as the idea...
Top Ten perfect spring break plans
10. Put up Christmas lights and carol. Make everyone second-guess which break they are actually on. 9. Visit Florida. Failing...
How to score a Valentine’s Day date, Emily-style
Well folks, it’s about that time of year: Mushy-Gushy Day, aka Valentine’s Day, aka Singles Awareness Day. I know what...
The future of Study-Service Term
I have always been an enormous fan of the Goshen College S.S.T. program. I think it is wonderful that students...
Top Ten epiphanies I had in Nicaragua
10. Monopoly teaches kids a horrible lesson: when your money is a color other than green, spend it as fast...
Uh-oh…
If there’s anything that all you loyal funnies readers know, it’s that we here at the Record funnies page love...
Rejected!
Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists: 10. Top Ten Best Flesh Wounds To Have Ever 9. Top Ten Bugs I’d...
A profuse apology
Dear Campus Community, I have a confession to make. I have, as they say in the biz, “stolen the funny.”...
Reflections on a past depression
As we are in the midst of a fairly substantial economic recession – to the point that one might consider...
A reasonable proposition
I love acronyms. Consider: a lot goes on around campus these days – clubs, activities, music, procrastination, plans for an...
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