March 18, 2009
Purple colors the unrhymable
It has come to my attention that the word “doorhinge” rhymes with the word “orange,”...
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February 19, 2009
For the Record Feb. 19
When I was in the fourth grade, I wrote my very first story. The story, written longhand in my...
February 11, 2009
How to score a Valentine’s Day date, Emily-style
Well folks, it’s about that time of year: Mushy-Gushy Day, aka Valentine’s Day, aka...