November 30, 2023
A semester of heavy lifting
The Funnies page is like a tiny squirrel. It is a perspiring rodent with puny little arms that hoist up...
Naomi Klassen Staff writer
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November 30, 2023
November 9, 2023
An invigorating new convocation schedule
About this time of the year, many Goshen College students realize they have fallen behind on their convocation credits. All...
November 9, 2023
Very important questions for the president
I had some pressing questions for Rebecca Stoltzfus, president of Goshen College, so we sat down for a chat. Her...
November 2, 2023
The future of the funnies page
There’s a possibility that we’ll look back on this article someday and it won’t be so foreign. In 30 years,...
November 2, 2023
Weird Americans
I asked international students about some of the strangest or most surprising traditions, ways of communication and cultural differences they’ve...
October 26, 2023
Constructive criticism
We’re eight weeks into the semester and I am tired. Specifically, I am tired of walking. To be precise, I...
October 12, 2023
October 5, 2023
Remodeling Homecoming
As Homecoming Weekend approaches, I’ve taken it upon myself to workshop a potential new schedule for next year’s events. It’s...
September 28, 2023
Jekyll and Hyde: A tale of two bathrooms
Newcomer Center. During my freshman year of college, this place was an enigma. Many peers told me about the fabled...
September 28, 2023
¡Vamos a gozar!
Goshen College needs to expand its everyday music repertoire. There are many situations that require a specific song to capture...
September 14, 2023
Hidden gems of Goshen
As we near the end of our second official week of the semester, We’re sure you are looking for some...
September 8, 2023
Discovering who we are
The Record’s fall 2023 funnies editors (and resident personality diagnosis buffs) just dropped an exclusive new identity evaluation questionnaire. According...
September 8, 2023
We meet and it’s totally not awkward
Hi everybody! We are happy that you’ve found The Record’s funnies page! We have lots of fun laughs planned for...
November 11, 2021
Standing room only at GC’s first drag show
History was made on Friday with Goshen College’s first-ever drag show, featuring performances from a local drag queen and students....