Hi everybody! We are happy that you’ve found The Record’s funnies page! We have lots of fun laughs planned for this semester. As a bit of an introduction, we thought it would be informative for our readers to view an excerpt from the official conversation transcript of our first meeting.
Official Conversation Transcript:Isis Espinoza and Naomi Klassen, First Meeting
Location: Undisclosed Coffee Shop
Time: 10:00 a.m., EST
Weather: 75 F
NK: [walks inside, looks around, nonchalant]
IE: [sits in the middle of the building, waiting]
NK: [silence]
IE: [silence]
NK: [spots Isis, uncertain]
IE: [is chilling]
NK: Hey!… Are you Isis?
IE: Omg! Yes, are you Naomi?
NK: Yes!
IE: [silence]
NK: [silence]
IE: Should we sit?
NK: [silence]
IE: [silence]
Barista: Iced latte for Naomi!
NK: [fetches latte] Thanks! [sips latte] … What the heck?
IE: What’s wrong with it? [still waiting to sit down]
NK: I think they forgot to put in lavender!!
IE: Is it really that big of a deal? [annoyed because she’s still standing]. I’m actually allergic to lavender anyway.
NK: [silence]
IE: [silence]
NK: Haha.
IE: [silence]
NK: [silence]
IE: So… who are you again?
Naomi and Isis proceeded to get to know each other and plan some mischief for the semester ahead. Deeply to her chagrin, Naomi never confirmed the status of lavender in her coffee.
Thanks for viewing the official conversation transcript of our first meeting. May the good vibes continue!
