Crosswords with Caleb 2/16
ACROSS 1. TV button: abbr. 4. Spanish bear 5. Plant-based sugar alternative 7. Salad veggies 8. Shape of many candies...
Library comes alive at night
When the last light in the Good Library is extinguished and the doors are locked, the books push their covers...
I’m not an ‘old head’
I have a new ritual. I wake up everyday and drudge to the bathroom. I slather a pea-sized blob of...
Crosswords with Caleb 2/2
ACROSS 1. Rank above cpl. 4. House work? 6. Ecuadorian goodbye 8. Mario and Luigi’s sidkick 9. Convertible roof type...
Crosswords with Caleb 1/26
ACROSS 1. Q-tips, for example 6. Extremely cold 7. This word, with 2- Down, could be its own clue 8....
Rejected mascots air their grievances
We all know and love Dash, our school’s beloved mascot. Dash, whom we see very often, was selected to embody...
Crosswords with Caleb 1/19
ACROSS 1. Questions 5. Baking ingredient 7. Slow and plodding, in music 8. “Please, have ___” 9. It might have...
An SST destination proposal
Since the inception of Goshen College’s Study Service Term (SST), the program has provided students with a top-notch cross-cultural education....
Critics find a hidden gem in Rott cuisine
When the names Caleb Gingerich and Birch Baer are brought up in conversation, a telepathic wave of unspoken understanding passes...
Crosswords with Caleb 12/1
Scroll down for the answers. ACROSS 1. GC’s annual winter music extravaganza, for short 4. One of the Three B’s...
Refrigerated vending machine review
On a cold, dark Monday evening before Thanksgiving break, Funnies co-editors, Emma and Ana, and fellow Record editors, Tyson and...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. What 40.7 million people did early for the midterm election 5. President currently building a library in Chicago...
Life advice from preschoolers
It’s November. It’s stressful. It’s cold, and I’m running out of sources of joy. So I went to the experts...
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