Finding a new spot in the Frott
Westlawn Dining Hall — or, as you may know it, “the Rott,” — is gone. Despite its faults, “the Rott”...
Hidden gems of Goshen
As we near the end of our second official week of the semester, We’re sure you are looking for some...
Crosswords with Caleb 9/7
ACROSS 1. Theme from Wednesday’s convo: “___ Synergy” 6. World’s busiest airport from 1963-1998 7. A violinist’s or gymnast’s need...
Discovering who we are
The Record’s fall 2023 funnies editors (and resident personality diagnosis buffs) just dropped an exclusive new identity evaluation questionnaire. According...
We meet and it’s totally not awkward
Hi everybody! We are happy that you’ve found The Record’s funnies page! We have lots of fun laughs planned for...
What is culturally progressive music, anyway?
In 17 days, I will graduate from Goshen College. I feel like I have accomplished pretty much everything I came...
Crosswords with Caleb 4/13
ACROSS 1. With 5-Down, GC class session starting in 20 days 4. “Pics ___ didn’t happen!” 6. Fights it out...
GC’s top 3 spots to meditate
Only about a month of the semester remains, and I am so tired of this whole school thing. It’s like...
Crosswords with Caleb 3/30
ACROSS 1. Music star currently on her “Eras Tour” — her first in five years 6. Album released in 2019...
Into the Good (Library)
The spring musical “Into the Woods,” opens tomorrow night in Umble Center! How exciting for theater kids! I know very...
Crosswords with Caleb (3/23)
ACROSS 1. Women’s history month 6. For mature audiences 7. Deck of cards used for predicting 8. Muscle pain that...
My morning cat fights
I have a unique morning routine: I wake up by fighting with my cat, Toby. See, I struggle to find...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Zeke Bodiker zekedb@goshen.edu
Nathan Anderson nranderson@goshen.edu