Your new Funnies editors have arrived
Greetings readers of the Goshen College Record! We have arrived. We know you have been waiting four...
Hitting rock bottom or a restaurant floor
A few of you may know my friend, Matt Granitz. He graduated from Goshen last year, and one day this...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Cause for a school day off 5.Musical pitches, perhaps for a Christmas song 7....
Six tips for surviving finals
At this point in my life, I have survived a total of 33 college finals. Yes, I went back and counted...
Farewell!
It has been a delight being your Funnies editors these past few months. We appreciate everyone who...
Heading home for the holidays?
Ahh, Christmas break. The promise of relief from schoolwork and a much-needed break in the routine...
Editor’s note: I’m sorry!
Dear loyal readers, It is I, Greta Lapp Klassen. Have you missed me? Probably. Unfortunately, I...
Mascot? More like masNOT!
If you’re a responsible student and you checked your email this week, you probably saw that the...
The results are cr[in]ge
As our avid fans may recall, last week’s issue of The Record aimed to settle, once and for all,...
Crosswords with Caleb
DOWN 1. Compost pile aid 2. Part of a drum set 3. Japanese dog breed 4. Introverted type 5. Those,...
Cringe or not cringe?
During our two months as editors of the Funnies section, Erica and I have gotten into numerous...
The pranks must end
Goshen College students have a long history of pulling pranks whenever the opportunity arises, but...
Crosswords with Caleb
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Best DIY costumes
Halloween is finally here! That means candy, scary movies and Halloween parties where everyone will...
Apologies to a ghost
Dear Art Building Ghost, I would like to apologize for the exposé I wrote about you at the...
Fall 2025Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Ryan Snider rcsnider@goshen.edu
Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu
Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu