From the earliest of human scripts, to the bard himself, to your 13-year-old brother, the “your mom” joke is the...

By Olivia Krall • March 16, 2023

By Birch Baer • March 16, 2023

ACROSS 1. Type of rally that might precede a sports event 4. Some black-tie parties 6. “Aida” or “La Traviata”...

By Caleb Shenk • March 16, 2023

Student workers on campus are underpaid. Last year’s student wage plan was a step to implement more competitive rates, but...

By Lukas Bontrager-Waite • February 23, 2023

ACROSS 1. Flavorful citrus bits 6. Prepare for 7. Easiest type of ski slope 8. Title chameleon of a 2011...

By Caleb Shenk • February 23, 2023

  Most likely to not use an inside voice – Jason Samuel For a communication professor, he only knows one...

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By Birch Baer • February 16, 2023

ACROSS 1. TV button: abbr. 4. Spanish bear 5. Plant-based sugar alternative 7. Salad veggies 8. Shape of many candies...

By Caleb Shenk • February 16, 2023

When the last light in the Good Library is extinguished and the doors are locked, the books push their covers...

By Phil Witmer-Rich • February 16, 2023

By Birch Baer • February 2, 2023

I have a new ritual. I wake up everyday and drudge to the bathroom. I slather a pea-sized blob of...

By Caleb Gingerich • February 2, 2023

ACROSS 1. Rank above cpl. 4. House work? 6. Ecuadorian goodbye 8. Mario and Luigi’s sidkick 9. Convertible roof type...

By Caleb Shenk • February 2, 2023

ACROSS 1. Q-tips, for example 6. Extremely cold 7. This word, with 2- Down, could be its own clue 8....

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By Birch Baer • January 26, 2023

We all know and love Dash, our school’s beloved mascot. Dash, whom we see very often, was selected to embody...

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