Crosswords with Caleb Shenk
ACROSS 1. Reactions to cute puppies 4. Biblical king before David 6. “Already on it” 8....
Who is the Black Squirrel? One woman’s journey to find out
If you are on Instagram and keep up with any Goshen College meme activity, you’ve probably heard...
It’s always sunny in Indonesia
Ah yes, the start of a new semester. What an exciting time of year, and with it comes another...
Crosswords with Caleb Shenk
ACROSS 1. Civil rights organization founded in 1957, of which 7-Down was its first president 5....
A routine DoorDash gone wrong
To make a little extra cash during the semester, I DoorDash from time to time around Goshen and...
Your new Funnies editors have arrived
Greetings readers of the Goshen College Record! We have arrived. We know you have been waiting four...
Hitting rock bottom or a restaurant floor
A few of you may know my friend, Matt Granitz. He graduated from Goshen last year, and one day this...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Cause for a school day off 5.Musical pitches, perhaps for a Christmas song 7....
Six tips for surviving finals
At this point in my life, I have survived a total of 33 college finals. Yes, I went back and counted...
Farewell!
It has been a delight being your Funnies editors these past few months. We appreciate everyone who...
Heading home for the holidays?
Ahh, Christmas break. The promise of relief from schoolwork and a much-needed break in the routine...
Editor’s note: I’m sorry!
Dear loyal readers, It is I, Greta Lapp Klassen. Have you missed me? Probably. Unfortunately, I...
Mascot? More like masNOT!
If you’re a responsible student and you checked your email this week, you probably saw that the...
The results are cr[in]ge
As our avid fans may recall, last week’s issue of The Record aimed to settle, once and for all,...
Crosswords with Caleb
DOWN 1. Compost pile aid 2. Part of a drum set 3. Japanese dog breed 4. Introverted type 5. Those,...
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