Comedy is hard and you shouldn’t do it
This past week, I spent four days in the Big Apple, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. As...
Crosswords with Caleb
Scroll down for answers. ACROSS 1. Namesake of GC’s library, home to 104,648 physical books and 548,293 e-books 5. Vibes...
How to: Halloween costume recycling
Halloween has passed, and I, like many others, now have a random costume hanging in my closet. The question always...
Confessions of a washed-up pumpkin thief
Westlawn Dining Hall hosted a competition throughout the month of October in which students were challenged to guess the weight...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1 One option for Halloween 6 Type of numeral or candle 7 Between, en français 8 Acobat’s platform? 9...
Scariest spots on campus
In the spirit of Halloween, we have tried to think of some activities to get us into the mood for...
Yerushalayim? An unsolved mystery
Yerushalayim! Olivia Koop and Greta Lapp Klassen are good friends. They often traipse around campus together, and they love to...
Are we special?
I’ve noticed that Goshen College seems to have a slight superiority complex about its squirrels. This issue of The Record...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. “I can’t f-f-feel my t-t-toes!” 4. Part of Australia seeing the impacts of climate change 6. ___ dirt...
Ask Miss Maple: Crushes and cream cheese
Dear Miss Maple, I’m in love with my best friend and I’m trying to give hints. I follow him around...
Crosswords with Caleb
scroll down for answers ACROSS: 1. They lose weight during the fall 6. Egg, in Madrid 7. Explanation for a...
A comprehensive guide to mascot etiquette
This Homecoming Weekend, Goshen College will announce our new mascot. This is a momentous occasion, and seeing as though students...
How to make your campus boo FALL for you
October marks the start of cuffing season, so if you’re single and want to mingle, we have some tips for...
Crosswords with Caleb
Scroll down for answers. ACROSS: 1. Clump 4. Place on campus where one might have foam at the mouth, for...
If people on campus were animals
It’s fair to say we have some… bright… personalities on campus here at GC. After being described as “feral” by...
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