As our avid fans may recall, last week’s issue of The Record aimed to settle, once and for all, what is actually ‘cringe.’ We received a total of 34 responses, including some by mail (despite my explicit statement not to do that). Of those 34 responses, here are the results:

I’m happy to see that I can keep making squirrel jokes and that dabbing is just as cringe as I expected. Also glad that this survey prompted Duane to learn what ‘rickrolling’ is. If you disagree with the results, too bad. That’s democracy for you.