Three riders of Safety Shuttle past
Since its inception, the Safety Shuttle at Goshen College has occupied a tense space, perceived by some to be integral...
Accounting is not the “dark side”
I started down the “dark path of accounting” …so begins my dear student Isaac’s reflection in the fall of 2016....
Free the dog whistle!
I knew I wanted to learn how to play the dog whistle when I was seven years old. My family...
Do you even lift, bro?
Muscles. Protein. Gains. Iron. Repeat. Success. These are the six words I have duct taped to the ceiling of my...
As an untalented person, I’m glad Kick Off is cancelled
Spring Kick Off, a campus-wide talent show, has been cancelled because there were already too many venues where talented students...
This is fake news
As a journalist, I was disheartened to see the emergence of the term “fake news” in the public discourse. Woe...
Texting etiquette
The other day I was reading a Reddit post that posed the question: what societal norm has done a complete...
Learning to Adult
For some, the journey into adulthood begins quite early in life. I am not one of those people. At 22,...
The Roommate Game with Smucker and Cranston
CAC is in the business of uncovering the campus’s biggest secrets. And let’s be honest. Everybody thinks that they are...
New Year’s Resolutions
According to a recent ‘Forbes’ article, only eight percent of people achieve their New Year’s resolution, with the vast majority...
Dealing with transforming into an amorphous lump over break
I’m surprised I made it back to school this semester, what with me having transformed into an amorphous lump over...
Looking for a Christmas Date
The Christmas season is quickly approaching, and once again, I find myself single. But it seems better that I remind...
The Ultimate SST Field Guide
As the fall semester draws to an end, the few of us that are fortunate enough to have early finals...
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