DNA ancestry, global citizenship and identity crisis
Nothing, absolutely nothing good can ever come out of your saliva. Just last semester it gave everyone mono, and last...
Goshen College speaks out
Similar to the “speak-out” section of Goshen’s finest publication, The Paper, Goshen College has its own anonymous call-in line. Here,...
Top 10 bathrooms on campus
1st Kulp Hall Basement (Outside of the Counselor/Ministry Offices) Two large, fancy, single bathrooms at a vacant location near the...
An Outline of an Informative Essay on Katie Yoder
Catching Introduction: History majors are taking over the funnies for this semester. Get ready for some boring, researched, footnoted, fact-checked...
An Interview with Hannah Hostetter
I recently had the opportunity to sit down with my co-editor for the funnies. It was basically like an episode...
Not true but kind of: Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is over, which means we’re getting into the winter season, which for Goshen is always cold, boring and drawn-out,...
Culture Shock
Ever since I came to Goshen College, people here have been constantly asking me about my college experience. Every day...
A warm welcome to Queen Becky
From big city slicker to small-town college president and from Ivy League prestige to liberal arts Mennonite prestige, Dr. Rebecca...
Halloween
Halloween is a wonderful holiday! People from all different walks of life come together to dress up in weird ways....
You will grow at GC (just like the leafy maples trees)
The clock is ticking and my time at Goshen College is coming to an end. As I look back at...
Millennials and job fairs
This past week I didn’t have the greatest success with my social interactions. I accidentally told someone to “have fun”...
Goshen Classes
What is a Liberal Arts education? In the case of Goshen College, it takes place in the form of numerous...
Ohio Yoder and the SST Crusade
Sometimes you learn things the hard way. Recently, I thought that I could write a funny article about a ridiculous...
Goshen College Fantasy League
America’s beloved sport. Do you know why it’s named football? Well, we saw the sport the rest of the world...
Where is my Real World perspective course?
I am a senior (not the 65yr+ kind). I know this not because I feel that way, but because my...
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