Learn to laugh…at yourself
Before I begin, I would like to preface this with a cliché by saying I’m not funny. Well, not...
“A” is for allergies
This is the unfiltered, unedited text of my upcoming children’s book[1], and you, privileged...
Taters gonna tate
By She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named As I’m sure you’ve already realized from my superior introductory...
How to get a boyfriend
As some preppy tween blogger has probably said at some point, this fall’s hottest accessory is a...
What’s in a name?
Names. We all have them. Most of them are Jacob, some of them are cardinal directions (I’m looking...
Body paint & philandering
This past weekend brought to GC the first annual Goshen College Soccer Classic, an affair showcasing...
The advantage of being awkward
I’ll begin by stating that I’m not a Funnies writer. For those interested in the root of this...
Leah attempts a Funnies article: Round 2
Approximately 17 seconds after agreeing to take on a co-editing position for the funnies page, I...
The Funnies page: a new hope
The advent of this academic year brings a momentous occasion. No, not a funnies article filled with...
Yes We Can (finish finals week)
For some reason, I wasn’t asked to be commencement speaker, so I’ll put all of my profound...
Half-full, half-empty, or on the ground in pieces
It may sound unlikely, but various individuals have recently begun strongly hinting that my time...
A Verdi good time
A little over a week and a half ago, a phenomenal effort was made to perform a truly fantastic...
I love a good book
I happened to be in the Good Library just yesterday, minding my own business as I tend to do. ...
Senior fun time happy games
Senior year is all about having fun: nonstop fun, just games all day everyday. I have compiled a...