“Other” Wins Sweeping Victory in Iowa Caucus
In an electoral event for the history books, presidential hopeful “Other” won BOTH the...
The secret perks of Goshen College
Here at Goshen College, we pride ourselves with our campus culture that has been established over...
A blast from the past Saturday
As many of you already know, Kick Off (aka, Goshen’s semi-annual rehash of the same ten singers...
Notes from the Underpass
If this shows up in the Funnies section, please realize that the Record is trying to discredit the...
The truth round two
This is the second week of my esteemed position of Funnies editor and along with that comes two...
Livin’ la vida graduated
In case you missed the various tweets, Facebook statuses, yaks, subtle reminders in conversation,...
Where did I go wrong?
“What am I doing? I could be in Cambodia learning Khmer right now! I don’t know what I’m doing...
The wonders of winter
After a lackluster performance in December, winter has opened the second half with a strong showing...
The truth can be funny
Since I know most all of you skip right over any other article and head directly to the Funnies page...
Go to Christmas at Kenwood™!
Psych! This article has nothing to do with Christmas at Kenwood™. It was just a shameless...
How to be famous, Wade Tro style
Turning heads as you walk through campus? Being asked for hugs and long walks along the Millrace?...
Eight reasons “Godspell” 2012/2015 is the best
I really love “Godspell 2012” (the very confusing name—since it is now 2015—of the “...
How to not have a breakdown
I hate this time of year. It’s the time of year when you KNOW that all of your teachers had a...
A day in the life of an Al Roker groupie
7:00 a.m.: Wake up. Go to Concord Middle School. Tell the students that I get to see Al Roker today...
Thirteen steps to make summer last 4 eva
Have you been enjoying the abnormally warm temperatures and sunny days this fall? Do you find...
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Funnies Editors
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Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu
Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu