Between sleep, friends and grades in college, you pick two. It’s a choice that’s infinitely less satisfying than Panera Bread’s...

By Phil Longenecker • April 6, 2017

Celebrity Spotlight: Elon Musk: a man so admired in America that I’ve decided to start a new line of cologne,...

By Phil Longenecker • March 30, 2017

A researcher at Duke University in 2008 discovered that 40 percent of the decisions we make everyday are not actually...

By Phil Longenecker • March 30, 2017

By Phil Longenecker • March 30, 2017

“Hey, it’s not the end of the world.” This oft parroted phrase is used to comfort those who worry way...

By Phil Longenecker • March 23, 2017

I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you...

By Phil Longenecker • March 23, 2017

As I near the ever-daunting day of graduation, I can’t help but think back on my previous three and a...

By Jordan Waidelich • March 23, 2017

I feel bad for Phil. He is covering the entire Funnies section by himself. That is so sad for me...

By Sara Azzuni • March 16, 2017

Every notable graduating class in modern memory has pulled a prank the spring of their senior year. I believe that...

By Phil Longenecker • March 16, 2017

It’s been said that we as a society are moving toward a ‘sharing economy.’ That is, with the help of...

By Phil Longenecker • March 9, 2017

Java Junction. So accessible, yet so elusive. As seniors, we’ve had plenty of Java Junction experience. We know to steer...

By Maddie Birky • March 9, 2017 Maggie Weaver • March 9, 2017

When I was in high school, I was involved with theatre from sophomore to senior year, and those were some...

By Cristina Jantz • February 23, 2017

Conrad Showalter is a counselor here on campus. I had never seen a counselor before coming college and thought I...

By Phil Longenecker • February 23, 2017

Teacher:  Thank you for joining our group discussion today! Why don’t we all go around and share our names and...

By Phil Longenecker • February 23, 2017

The recent release of “Planet Earth II” confirms that nature documentaries continue to hold a tight grasp on the hearts...

By Phil Longenecker • February 16, 2017