Goshen College Fantasy League
America’s beloved sport. Do you know why it’s named football? Well, we saw the sport the rest of the world...
Where is my Real World perspective course?
I am a senior (not the 65yr+ kind). I know this not because I feel that way, but because my...
Ohio Yoder Revises History
Last fall, I had a bit of fun coming up with an alter-ego, who like Indiana Jones, went on quests...
Maple Scholars
This past summer I participated in Goshen College’s Maple Scholars research program, which sponsors students to work with a professor...
Not true but kind of…
Goshen College Campus has 3 dorms: Yoder, Kratz, and Miller. Oh, and that other one above the cafeteria with asbestos...
Back to Goshen
Summer has always felt like it disappeared almost instantly. Where did the time go? For some, the time was spent...
Not true but kind of…
Kenneth, our new bold president spoke to the 2017-18 Goshen student body in this year’s opening convocation. I don’t remember...
Thoughts on soggy burritos, graduation and off-white rectangles
So I’m about to become a college graduate. It leaves me with feelings I can’t quite explain. I feel old,...
The paradoxical sleep/friends/grades trifecta
Between sleep, friends and grades in college, you pick two. It’s a choice that’s infinitely less satisfying than Panera Bread’s...
Celebrity-student profiles: Elon Musk and Ike Lehman
Celebrity Spotlight: Elon Musk: a man so admired in America that I’ve decided to start a new line of cologne,...
Decisions and choices
A researcher at Duke University in 2008 discovered that 40 percent of the decisions we make everyday are not actually...
It’s the end of the world as we know it
“Hey, it’s not the end of the world.” This oft parroted phrase is used to comfort those who worry way...
This article is about nothing
I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you...
Reflections of a senior
As I near the ever-daunting day of graduation, I can’t help but think back on my previous three and a...
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