
Notes from the Underpass
If this shows up in the Funnies section, please realize that the Record is trying to discredit the...
The truth round two
This is the second week of my esteemed position of Funnies editor and along with that comes two...

Livin’ la vida graduated
In case you missed the various tweets, Facebook statuses, yaks, subtle reminders in conversation,...
Where did I go wrong?
“What am I doing? I could be in Cambodia learning Khmer right now! I don’t know what I’m doing...

The wonders of winter
After a lackluster performance in December, winter has opened the second half with a strong showing...

The truth can be funny
Since I know most all of you skip right over any other article and head directly to the Funnies page...

Go to Christmas at Kenwood™!
Psych! This article has nothing to do with Christmas at Kenwood™. It was just a shameless...

How to be famous, Wade Tro style
Turning heads as you walk through campus? Being asked for hugs and long walks along the Millrace?...

Eight reasons “Godspell” 2012/2015 is the best
I really love “Godspell 2012” (the very confusing name—since it is now 2015—of the “...

How to not have a breakdown
I hate this time of year. It’s the time of year when you KNOW that all of your teachers had a...

A day in the life of an Al Roker groupie
7:00 a.m.: Wake up. Go to Concord Middle School. Tell the students that I get to see Al Roker today...
Thirteen steps to make summer last 4 eva
Have you been enjoying the abnormally warm temperatures and sunny days this fall? Do you find...

Kulp South: The mystery within
We just want to start this article by saying that everyone in Kulp South is freaking hilarious. That...
16 things you need to know about being a BRP major
We have finally made it to our senior year. Ammon is graduating in December, and I’m graduating in...

The day I was tied: A tragic memoir
I had just gotten out of the shower. I dried off and stretched. Then something odd happened…I felt...
Fall 2025Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors

Ryan Snider rcsnider@goshen.edu

Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu

Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu