The Blackest of Fridays
There’s always a first time for everything, and my first Black Friday shopping experience was...
‘Everyone knows everyone in Goshen’ is a myth
I don’t feel like I need to introduce myself. Most of you know me or at least know my name. Last...
Ohio Yoder and the Temple of Doom (aka the Science Building)
There’s been a lot of talk lately about what divides us as a campus and what we can do better to...
10 things Goshen College can agree on
1. The squirrels here are strange. If there was a contest for the friendliest campus squirrels in...
Is it okay to laugh now?
It’s an old question; I’m not taking credit for it, but I am asking. This week in particular,...
Change up your study routine
I wrote this article in a much happier time. I was tempted to change it but have decided to leave it...
I never wanted to be an accounting major
When I was little, I used to collect rocks. From age 6 to about 13, I wanted to be a geologist. Then...
The art of risk and relevance
As my time at Goshen College draws to a close, I’m learning to cope with the fact that I am fading...
Ohio Yoder and the Raiders of the Lost Archives
As I continued to put off my Anabaptist history homework, I decided that I should watch a bunch of...
Memories of autumnal recess
This fall break, my father, younger sister, and I visited my father’s family in Washington state;...
A Day in the Life of Fall 2016 Peruvian SSTer Katie Hurst ‘18
7:20 a.m.: Awakened by my sisters crawling out of the twin bunk bed above me. 7:30 a.m.: Breakfast&#...
October: In like a wolf, out with a HOOOOOwell!
The sinister month of October has snuck up on us once again! I was joined by millions last Friday...
Stuff the education department never told you
I want to preface this article by saying that the education department is wonderful. They did their...
Rookie mistakes: I’m the idiot washer girl
I’ve done my own laundry for about eight years now. When I was around 10 years old, my mom told me...
Liquid cardboard, anyone?
I try to maximize efficiency. As a senior with a schedule jam-packed full of avoiding homework,...
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