Stuff the education department never told you
I want to preface this article by saying that the education department is wonderful. They did their...
Rookie mistakes: I’m the idiot washer girl
I’ve done my own laundry for about eight years now. When I was around 10 years old, my mom told me...
Liquid cardboard, anyone?
I try to maximize efficiency. As a senior with a schedule jam-packed full of avoiding homework,...
Everyone’s talking about how it’s Jimmy B’s last year, but it’s my last year too!
Lots of people seem to think that it’s a big deal that Jimmy B, Goshen College’s president, is...
College Survival 101
As a student presumably in his final year at Goshen College, I have perfected some aspects of life...
Mennonite chow: a cultural bite
Here is a crash course in understanding the strange food half the campus consumes on a daily basis...
Dear readers: please write
Hello, fellow Earth dwellers! There is no great way to break the news to you, but I will be the new...
If they’re broken, we’ll get Frosties
How do you dodge an embarrassing story? You don’t. “Have you ever broken a bone?” That...
Confessions of the athletically incompetent
As an integral cog in the machine that is intramural sports at Goshen College, I have a bird’s eye...
Hannah Thill: Diagnosis Homophoniosis
Hello, my name is Hannah and I have homophoniosis. This is when one lacks the ability to detect...
Reflection from Seniors Perspectives
KIERNAN: AS WHITE MAN I’m a pretty savvy person, so when Prashansa told me about the hardships of...
Ryan Sensenig burns prairies for Bernie
Political debates are heating up on campus; literally, as yik-yakers proudly light one up on a...
The Bachelor: Seth Wesman edition
I will admit (quite proudly) that I have never watched an entire episode of “The Bachelor” in my...
How to survive a Trumpocalypse? #Drumpf
This article is dedicated to John Oliver and aims to further the movement of #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain...
Senior year on campus
Sorry to keep you waiting. Here it is. A quick list of reasons why living on campus senior year is...
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