Dealing with transforming into an amorphous lump over break
I’m surprised I made it back to school this semester, what with me having transformed into an...
Looking for a Christmas Date
The Christmas season is quickly approaching, and once again, I find myself single. But it seems...
The Ultimate SST Field Guide
As the fall semester draws to an end, the few of us that are fortunate enough to have early finals...
The Blackest of Fridays
There’s always a first time for everything, and my first Black Friday shopping experience was...
‘Everyone knows everyone in Goshen’ is a myth
I don’t feel like I need to introduce myself. Most of you know me or at least know my name. Last...
Ohio Yoder and the Temple of Doom (aka the Science Building)
There’s been a lot of talk lately about what divides us as a campus and what we can do better to...
10 things Goshen College can agree on
1. The squirrels here are strange. If there was a contest for the friendliest campus squirrels in...
Is it okay to laugh now?
It’s an old question; I’m not taking credit for it, but I am asking. This week in particular,...
Change up your study routine
I wrote this article in a much happier time. I was tempted to change it but have decided to leave it...
I never wanted to be an accounting major
When I was little, I used to collect rocks. From age 6 to about 13, I wanted to be a geologist. Then...
The art of risk and relevance
As my time at Goshen College draws to a close, I’m learning to cope with the fact that I am fading...
Ohio Yoder and the Raiders of the Lost Archives
As I continued to put off my Anabaptist history homework, I decided that I should watch a bunch of...
Memories of autumnal recess
This fall break, my father, younger sister, and I visited my father’s family in Washington state;...
A Day in the Life of Fall 2016 Peruvian SSTer Katie Hurst ‘18
7:20 a.m.: Awakened by my sisters crawling out of the twin bunk bed above me. 7:30 a.m.: Breakfast...
October: In like a wolf, out with a HOOOOOwell!
The sinister month of October has snuck up on us once again! I was joined by millions last Friday...
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