
Mennonite chow: a cultural bite
Here is a crash course in understanding the strange food half the campus consumes on a daily basis...

Dear readers: please write
Hello, fellow Earth dwellers! There is no great way to break the news to you, but I will be the new...
If they’re broken, we’ll get Frosties
How do you dodge an embarrassing story? You don’t. “Have you ever broken a bone?” That...
Confessions of the athletically incompetent
As an integral cog in the machine that is intramural sports at Goshen College, I have a bird’s eye...
Hannah Thill: Diagnosis Homophoniosis
Hello, my name is Hannah and I have homophoniosis. This is when one lacks the ability to detect...

Reflection from Seniors Perspectives
KIERNAN: AS WHITE MAN I’m a pretty savvy person, so when Prashansa told me about the hardships of...

Ryan Sensenig burns prairies for Bernie
Political debates are heating up on campus; literally, as yik-yakers proudly light one up on a...

The Bachelor: Seth Wesman edition
I will admit (quite proudly) that I have never watched an entire episode of “The Bachelor” in my...

How to survive a Trumpocalypse? #Drumpf
This article is dedicated to John Oliver and aims to further the movement of #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain...

Senior year on campus
Sorry to keep you waiting. Here it is. A quick list of reasons why living on campus senior year is...

Another kind of SST
Since I moved out of India when I was 2 years old, and have been living in Singapore ever since then...
Peace and justice for all
Hey friends, classmates, mentors and readers far away with subscriptions to the Record. First of all...

“Other” Wins Sweeping Victory in Iowa Caucus
In an electoral event for the history books, presidential hopeful “Other” won BOTH the...
The secret perks of Goshen College
Here at Goshen College, we pride ourselves with our campus culture that has been established over...

A blast from the past Saturday
As many of you already know, Kick Off (aka, Goshen’s semi-annual rehash of the same ten singers...
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