Nothing phases ‘Rad Showlater’
Conrad Showalter is a counselor here on campus. I had never seen a counselor before coming college...
Discussion killers
Teacher: Thank you for joining our group discussion today! Why don’t we all go around and share...
We escaped the food chain but can’t ignore it
The recent release of “Planet Earth II” confirms that nature documentaries continue to hold a...
Three riders of Safety Shuttle past
Since its inception, the Safety Shuttle at Goshen College has occupied a tense space, perceived by...
Accounting is not the “dark side”
I started down the “dark path of accounting” …so begins my dear student Isaac’s reflection...
Free the dog whistle!
I knew I wanted to learn how to play the dog whistle when I was seven years old. My family and I...
Do you even lift, bro?
Muscles. Protein. Gains. Iron. Repeat. Success. These are the six words I have duct taped to the...
As an untalented person, I’m glad Kick Off is cancelled
Spring Kick Off, a campus-wide talent show, has been cancelled because there were already too many...
This is fake news
As a journalist, I was disheartened to see the emergence of the term “fake news” in the public...
Texting etiquette
The other day I was reading a Reddit post that posed the question: what societal norm has done a...
Learning to Adult
For some, the journey into adulthood begins quite early in life. I am not one of those people. At 22...
The Roommate Game with Smucker and Cranston
CAC is in the business of uncovering the campus’s biggest secrets. And let’s be honest....
New Year’s Resolutions
According to a recent ‘Forbes’ article, only eight percent of people achieve their New Year’s...
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