Maple Scholars
This past summer I participated in Goshen College’s Maple Scholars research program, which...
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Goshen College Campus has 3 dorms: Yoder, Kratz, and Miller. Oh, and that other one above the...
Back to Goshen
Summer has always felt like it disappeared almost instantly. Where did the time go? For some, the...
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Kenneth, our new bold president spoke to the 2017-18 Goshen student body in this year’s opening...
Thoughts on soggy burritos, graduation and off-white rectangles
So I’m about to become a college graduate. It leaves me with feelings I can’t quite explain. I...
The paradoxical sleep/friends/grades trifecta
Between sleep, friends and grades in college, you pick two. It’s a choice that’s infinitely less...
Celebrity-student profiles: Elon Musk and Ike Lehman
Celebrity Spotlight: Elon Musk: a man so admired in America that I’ve decided to start a new line...
Decisions and choices
A researcher at Duke University in 2008 discovered that 40 percent of the decisions we make everyday...
It’s the end of the world as we know it
“Hey, it’s not the end of the world.” This oft parroted phrase is used to comfort those who...
This article is about nothing
I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you...
Reflections of a senior
As I near the ever-daunting day of graduation, I can’t help but think back on my previous three...
A plea for funnies
I feel bad for Phil. He is covering the entire Funnies section by himself. That is so sad for me...
Senior pranks at Goshen
Every notable graduating class in modern memory has pulled a prank the spring of their senior year....
Scarebnb
It’s been said that we as a society are moving toward a ‘sharing economy.’ That is, with the...
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