Hey, squirrel, hey! It’s me, your favorite eye in the sky, Gossip Squirrel! I like to know about ALL the...

By Record • September 6, 2018

The Goshen College community has seen many fine comedic web pages through the ages, from the Conscientious Objector (R.I.P.), KMY...

By Brenner Burkholder • April 12, 2018

No, this is not a letter. And did you really think I would write you a letter? I did this...

By Mandira Panta • April 12, 2018

In one of our first two articles of the year, we tried to think of what Hannah Hostetter’s alter-ego would...

By Katie Yoder • April 12, 2018

People say all good things come to an end, especially after CAC canceled Spring Kick-Off, but I say bad things...

By Hitesh Sharma • April 5, 2018

During my freshman year of high school, my English teacher told us during class that puns were the lowest form...

By Micah Raber • April 5, 2018

This weekend, I get to return to the place from which I appropriated my nickname. Ahhh, that heart-shaped landmass on...

By Katie Yoder • March 29, 2018

In this past school year, I’ve become fascinated with the art of being a “bro” here on campus. I have...

By Katie Yoder • March 29, 2018

Dear people of Goshen College, It’s that time of the year again: The time when you get to renew your...

By Hitesh Sharma • March 22, 2018

Unsurprisingly to most people who know me, my upbringing was shaped by weird Mennonite humor. I mean, my family uses...

By Katie Yoder • March 15, 2018

I was recently asked to write a humorous article for The Record. Never having written a humorous article before, my...

By Brandon Roe • February 22, 2018

Luge, a haiku: Luge Luge Luge Luge Luge Twisting and sledding around Down the track we go Dear Goshen Community,...

By Anja Kenagy • February 22, 2018

It was your average Monday at The Rott. I was sitting with Rudin Mucaj, with whom I was having an...

By Carter Mckay-Epp • February 15, 2018

Hannah: I’m sitting in African History, my first class at Goshen College, and I’m listening to everyone give introductions, glad...

By Hannah Hostetter • February 8, 2018 Hanna Hochstetler • February 8, 2018

I had just finished brushing my teeth. I walked out of the bathroom and peeked around into the living room...

By Joe Wheeler • February 8, 2018