Hey squirrel, heeeeeeeeyyyyy! Tis the season for spooks, and in the spirit of the poor, unfortunate squirrel that was found...

By Record • October 31, 2018

Anyone who has talked to me for longer than five minutes knows that I’m from Nebraska. And if you’ve been...

By Kristin Troyer • October 24, 2018

Ah, what a place. A place of solitude and rest. A place of quiet and peace.A place where the hustle...

By Nathan Pauls • October 10, 2018

Lukas Thompson: My tree-shaped compatriot (Ben Meyer Reimer) and I were a little disappointed to not get any nomination for...

By Siana Emery • October 3, 2018

I am one of the few. One of those who struggles. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday is a struggle. For...

By Nathan Pauls • September 26, 2018

To My Sidepiece, I’ve been cruel to you, and for that, I’m deeply sorry. I’ve used you and then mocked...

By Rachael Klink • September 26, 2018

Hey Virgo! This week, you’re ready to start feeling comfortable in your routine — maybe you can make it even...

By Laura Miller • September 12, 2018

Hey, squirrel, hey! It’s me, your favorite eye in the sky, Gossip Squirrel! I like to know about ALL the...

By Record • September 6, 2018

The Goshen College community has seen many fine comedic web pages through the ages, from the Conscientious Objector (R.I.P.), KMY...

By Brenner Burkholder • April 12, 2018

No, this is not a letter. And did you really think I would write you a letter? I did this...

By Mandira Panta • April 12, 2018

In one of our first two articles of the year, we tried to think of what Hannah Hostetter’s alter-ego would...

By Katie Yoder • April 12, 2018

People say all good things come to an end, especially after CAC canceled Spring Kick-Off, but I say bad things...

By Hitesh Sharma • April 5, 2018

During my freshman year of high school, my English teacher told us during class that puns were the lowest form...

By Micah Raber • April 5, 2018

This weekend, I get to return to the place from which I appropriated my nickname. Ahhh, that heart-shaped landmass on...

By Katie Yoder • March 29, 2018

In this past school year, I’ve become fascinated with the art of being a “bro” here on campus. I have...

By Katie Yoder • March 29, 2018