Free the dog whistle!
I knew I wanted to learn how to play the dog whistle when I was seven years old. My family and I...
Do you even lift, bro?
Muscles. Protein. Gains. Iron. Repeat. Success. These are the six words I have duct taped to the...
As an untalented person, I’m glad Kick Off is cancelled
Spring Kick Off, a campus-wide talent show, has been cancelled because there were already too many...
This is fake news
As a journalist, I was disheartened to see the emergence of the term “fake news” in the public...
Texting etiquette
The other day I was reading a Reddit post that posed the question: what societal norm has done a...
Learning to Adult
For some, the journey into adulthood begins quite early in life. I am not one of those people. At 22...
The Roommate Game with Smucker and Cranston
CAC is in the business of uncovering the campus’s biggest secrets. And let’s be honest....
New Year’s Resolutions
According to a recent ‘Forbes’ article, only eight percent of people achieve their New Year’s...
Dealing with transforming into an amorphous lump over break
I’m surprised I made it back to school this semester, what with me having transformed into an...
Looking for a Christmas Date
The Christmas season is quickly approaching, and once again, I find myself single. But it seems...
The Ultimate SST Field Guide
As the fall semester draws to an end, the few of us that are fortunate enough to have early finals...
The Blackest of Fridays
There’s always a first time for everything, and my first Black Friday shopping experience was...
‘Everyone knows everyone in Goshen’ is a myth
I don’t feel like I need to introduce myself. Most of you know me or at least know my name. Last...
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