Please, consider the squirrels
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a squirrel? I know I have. What would it be like...
To our translate we’ll be true
Google Translate. What a beautiful thing. Google Translate bridges divides and helps us form relationships across cultures, and it gets...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Welcome back to Ponderings with Pauls, or as it is now called, Consideraciones con Pauls. As I am on SST...
iChad pro max strikes again
A few editions ago you might remember my investigative scoop on Chad Coleman. I recently even got a shoutout in...
Graber Miller crowned king
With over 70 votes, we’ve finally determined who the toughest prof is on GC’s campus — but you’ll have to...
Ponderings with Pauls
Holy Moses! This is an odd feeling. Writing “Ponderings with Pauls” on Monday night rather than Tuesday night. I tell...
David Lind Drive
When my friends and I heard that eccentric actor Tommy Wiseau — writer, star and director of the 2003 movie...
GC’s most exclusive clubhouse: applications now open
In preparation for the arrival of winter, I have been gathering important knowledge regarding how to stay warm and in...
Ponderings with Pauls
Well, it’s that time of the week again: Record Thursday! How exciting. Here I am, once again writing this Tuesday...
Wyse wields winners again
My dearest readers and voters — thanks for sticking with me through this journey. The votes are in; the final...
Ponderings with Pauls
Hello faithful readers, and welcome back to another edition of Ponderings with Pauls. Wait… did I say another edition? I...
Wyse wields winners
My dear readers, we are down to four profs — getting here has been such a journey. In the battle...
Scholarships: real or not real?
We grew up in a classic time of young adult novels set in dystopian futures with strong female characters. So,...
And then there were 8 profs…
May those professors lost in rounds six and seven rest in peace. This leaves us with eight professors left and...
Rottatouille
We’ve all seen the lights on above the Rott — late at night, blinds drawn. It’s clear someone is living...
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