Introducing the Hermnal – a Hymnal for her!
Ladies, are you tired of using products that weren’t made for you? Pens, earplugs, razors, snacks, lotion, water…the list goes...
Goshen’s Coronavirus front line
My dad likes to say that “there’s more than corn in Indiana.” Turns out, he’s right. There IS more than...
The great gringo guide
Ojo (notice): For anyone planning to travel to Ecuador (for May Term, SST, or another reason), this handy list of...
Horrible-scopes
Aries – Aries signs rejoice! You share a star sign with mythical Goshen College professor Paul Keim. The spirit of...
Rom-com review: P.S. I still love you Noah Centineo
If every day was Valentine’s Day, I would not complain. It’s a solid holiday, for sure. I love Valentine’s Day...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Whoa! This is column number five! I haven’t written this consistently for The Record since I was a news writer...
More majors equals more fun
Hello again GC Fans! Welcome back to Ring Before Spring! Your favorite (and only) matchmaking service through the Record! Since...
Consideraciones con Pauls
The topic for this week’s column is speed. No, not the drug, for as you faithful readers know, I don’t...
Greta Lapp Klassen, private eye
In elementary school, D.A.R.E. week was always terrifying. An adult would stand in front of a room full of third-graders,...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Recently I was informed by the higher ups of our most gracious Record Staff that my previous column read more...
What we should do with the old bookstore
Over winter break the bookstore was relocated, leaving behind a vacant spot in the middle of campus. Like many of...
Bad vegetarianism
I had no idea that when I agreed to be the funnies editor this semester I was actually agreeing to...
Consideraciones con Pauls
¡Ay Dios mío! This weekend was a whirlwind, so here’s window into my second fin de semana in Ecuador. On...
My perfect eyesight is a problem
Hi, my name is Greta, and I have 20/20 vision. Please don’t think I am bragging. In fact, having perfect...
Spotify wages war with poor Mennonite students
Plato once said, “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” Recently, I have been reflecting on...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
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