GC’s most exclusive clubhouse: applications now open
In preparation for the arrival of winter, I have been gathering important knowledge regarding how to stay warm and in...
Ponderings with Pauls
Well, it’s that time of the week again: Record Thursday! How exciting. Here I am, once again writing this Tuesday...
Wyse wields winners again
My dearest readers and voters — thanks for sticking with me through this journey. The votes are in; the final...
Ponderings with Pauls
Hello faithful readers, and welcome back to another edition of Ponderings with Pauls. Wait… did I say another edition? I...
Wyse wields winners
My dear readers, we are down to four profs — getting here has been such a journey. In the battle...
Scholarships: real or not real?
We grew up in a classic time of young adult novels set in dystopian futures with strong female characters. So,...
And then there were 8 profs…
May those professors lost in rounds six and seven rest in peace. This leaves us with eight professors left and...
Rottatouille
We’ve all seen the lights on above the Rott — late at night, blinds drawn. It’s clear someone is living...
The votes are in: Keith’s exams are too hard
Welcome back, my faithful readers! First, a recap of GC’s Toughest Prof Round 4 since last week was dedicated to...
Round 3: Smith one vote short of a shutout, Keim wields endless Hebrew knowledge
Last week one voter couldn’t wait for Dan Smith’s round of GC’s Toughest Prof. And it didn’t disappoint — approximately...
Megan’s quest for love and fame: apply now!
Last Wednesday, I thought my life was going to be changed forever. As I sat at the Leaf Raker, aimlessly...
An ode to a lost longboard
This past May term, I lost my longboard. Or should I say, I left it behind. Due to the combination...
Round 2 provides fierce competition
Well, my dear readers, round no. 2 came to a close on Sunday evening, and it was a doozy. Until...
Coleman addresses rumors of a hidden Apple warehouse
You heard it here first folks — Chad Coleman does not have a secret stash of Apple products hidden on...
Female profs victorious
Thanks to all the loyal readers who took part in last week’s toughest professor poll. Round 1 was a smashing...
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