The lowest form of humor
During my freshman year of high school, my English teacher told us during class that puns were the...
Ohio Yoder goes home
This weekend, I get to return to the place from which I appropriated my nickname. Ahhh, that heart-...
How to be a bro
In this past school year, I’ve become fascinated with the art of being a “bro” here on campus...
Annual Renewal of Global Citizenship
Dear people of Goshen College, It’s that time of the year again: The time when you get to renew...
Ohio Yoder and the Un-Mennonite Activity Committee
Unsurprisingly to most people who know me, my upbringing was shaped by weird Mennonite humor. I mean...
“Humor” article
I was recently asked to write a humorous article for The Record. Never having written a humorous...
You can’t lose with luge!
Luge, a haiku: Luge Luge Luge Luge Luge Twisting and sledding around Down the track we go Dear...
Don’t call me “McKay-Epp, Carter”
It was your average Monday at The Rott. I was sitting with Rudin Mucaj, with whom I was having an...
Ho(ch)stet(tler)er: personal accounts of mistaken identity
Hannah: I’m sitting in African History, my first class at Goshen College, and I’m listening to...
The man in the red coat: a true story
I had just finished brushing my teeth. I walked out of the bathroom and peeked around into the...
Calling all GC Ambassadors
Are you looking to be a face of the college? Come on out to our annual recruitment day of recruiters...
HOW TO: Watch People Actively
Definition: people-watch–“the practice of observing people in public spaces in a casual...
DNA ancestry, global citizenship and identity crisis
Nothing, absolutely nothing good can ever come out of your saliva. Just last semester it gave...
Goshen College speaks out
Similar to the “speak-out” section of Goshen’s finest publication, The Paper, Goshen College...
Top 10 bathrooms on campus
1st Kulp Hall Basement (Outside of the Counselor/Ministry Offices) Two large, fancy, single...
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