What we should do with the old bookstore
Over winter break the bookstore was relocated, leaving behind a vacant spot in the middle of campus. Like many of...
Bad vegetarianism
I had no idea that when I agreed to be the funnies editor this semester I was actually agreeing to...
Consideraciones con Pauls
¡Ay Dios mío! This weekend was a whirlwind, so here’s window into my second fin de semana in Ecuador. On...
My perfect eyesight is a problem
Hi, my name is Greta, and I have 20/20 vision. Please don’t think I am bragging. In fact, having perfect...
Spotify wages war with poor Mennonite students
Plato once said, “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” Recently, I have been reflecting on...
Please, consider the squirrels
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a squirrel? I know I have. What would it be like...
To our translate we’ll be true
Google Translate. What a beautiful thing. Google Translate bridges divides and helps us form relationships across cultures, and it gets...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Welcome back to Ponderings with Pauls, or as it is now called, Consideraciones con Pauls. As I am on SST...
iChad pro max strikes again
A few editions ago you might remember my investigative scoop on Chad Coleman. I recently even got a shoutout in...
Graber Miller crowned king
With over 70 votes, we’ve finally determined who the toughest prof is on GC’s campus — but you’ll have to...
Ponderings with Pauls
Holy Moses! This is an odd feeling. Writing “Ponderings with Pauls” on Monday night rather than Tuesday night. I tell...
David Lind Drive
When my friends and I heard that eccentric actor Tommy Wiseau — writer, star and director of the 2003 movie...
GC’s most exclusive clubhouse: applications now open
In preparation for the arrival of winter, I have been gathering important knowledge regarding how to stay warm and in...
Ponderings with Pauls
Well, it’s that time of the week again: Record Thursday! How exciting. Here I am, once again writing this Tuesday...
Wyse wields winners again
My dearest readers and voters — thanks for sticking with me through this journey. The votes are in; the final...
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