‘Hilarious, Unenforced, and Useless’: The Greatest Sign on Campus That None Of You Have Heard Of
People walk by it all the time. Ignore it. Or better yet: they board by. At the very southern edge...
A Sonnet In Which I Describe How My Weakness For Shiny Hair Nearly Causes Me To Compromise My Standards As An Intellectual
When I first glimpsed you, weeks ago I thought for sure I’d found “the One.” You laughed and...
A Halloween Dental Disaster
I wish that newspapers had a feature where the picture is hidden until the reader is done reading...
Gossip Squirrel: ‘I was almost tricked into being a treat’
Hey squirrel, heeeeeeeeyyyyy! Tis the season for spooks, and in the spirit of the poor, unfortunate...
Nebraska: “It’s not for everyone”
Anyone who has talked to me for longer than five minutes knows that I’m from Nebraska. And if you...
The Good Restroom
Ah, what a place. A place of solitude and rest. A place of quiet and peace.A place where the hustle...
Some Reflections from Kick-off: By two best friends who are apparently not the best best friends
Lukas Thompson: My tree-shaped compatriot (Ben Meyer Reimer) and I were a little disappointed to not...
“I am one of the few”: a poem of sorrow
I am one of the few. One of those who struggles. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday is a struggle....
A Public Confession of Love
To My Sidepiece, I’ve been cruel to you, and for that, I’m deeply sorry. I’ve used you and...
GC Virgo Horoscope
Hey Virgo! This week, you’re ready to start feeling comfortable in your routine — maybe you can...
XOXO, Gossip Squirrel
Hey, squirrel, hey! It’s me, your favorite eye in the sky, Gossip Squirrel! I like to know about...
Soggy Memes for Flooded Teens: Taking Goshen by Storm
The Goshen College community has seen many fine comedic web pages through the ages, from the...
Dear Annoying Brother
No, this is not a letter. And did you really think I would write you a letter? I did this with the...
Pick an alter-ego
In one of our first two articles of the year, we tried to think of what Hannah Hostetter’s alter-...
Adios Goshen College!
People say all good things come to an end, especially after CAC canceled Spring Kick-Off, but I say...
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