Round 2 provides fierce competition
Well, my dear readers, round no. 2 came to a close on Sunday evening, and it was a doozy. Until the...
Coleman addresses rumors of a hidden Apple warehouse
You heard it here first folks — Chad Coleman does not have a secret stash of Apple products hidden...
Female profs victorious
Thanks to all the loyal readers who took part in last week’s toughest professor poll. Round 1 was...
Midnight Meetup
Wondering where the safest place on campus is for a late-night meet up? Look no more. The new LED...
GC’s toughest prof
The Record is running a bracket to decide who’s Goshen College’s toughest professor and YOU get...
R.I.P Vine
In the past two years, Goshen College students have been subjected to two great losses of our...
Places upperclassmen would rather live in than the dorms
In recent months, there has been much discussion, buzz, drama and tea to serve on the topic of...
Coffeehouse
In the glow of Deborah Kankolongo and Naomi Peters’ awesome facts about countries, GC’s annual...
Join Income Club!
In my advanced age, I have become rather reflective, particularly regarding my time at Goshen...
In defense of short shorts
Alex Steiner responds to Erika Miller’s piece, “The epidemic of the short shorts” Reading...
Reflections of a Sweaty Burrito
In early November, Jonah Yoder became a sweaty burrito. After falling through a ceiling, he had to...
The short short epidemic
Everyone knows Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. In order to save single people from...
Asking about the Ask Desk
The Ask Desk holds much the same mystical role on GC campus as Westlawn Dining Hall, in that no one...
Watch Out: Fish
An event. Every generation has one. A singular moment from which all days afterward are reckoned....
Ohio Yoder Fails to Get Things Together
I found this picture of Martin Luther King, Jr. on my computer, and for a moment, I was confused....
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