Consideraciones con Pauls
The topic for this week’s column is speed. No, not the drug, for as you faithful readers know, I don’t...
Greta Lapp Klassen, private eye
In elementary school, D.A.R.E. week was always terrifying. An adult would stand in front of a room full of third-graders,...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Recently I was informed by the higher ups of our most gracious Record Staff that my previous column read more...
What we should do with the old bookstore
Over winter break the bookstore was relocated, leaving behind a vacant spot in the middle of campus. Like many of...
Bad vegetarianism
I had no idea that when I agreed to be the funnies editor this semester I was actually agreeing to...
Consideraciones con Pauls
¡Ay Dios mío! This weekend was a whirlwind, so here’s window into my second fin de semana in Ecuador. On...
My perfect eyesight is a problem
Hi, my name is Greta, and I have 20/20 vision. Please don’t think I am bragging. In fact, having perfect...
Spotify wages war with poor Mennonite students
Plato once said, “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” Recently, I have been reflecting on...
Please, consider the squirrels
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a squirrel? I know I have. What would it be like...
To our translate we’ll be true
Google Translate. What a beautiful thing. Google Translate bridges divides and helps us form relationships across cultures, and it gets...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Welcome back to Ponderings with Pauls, or as it is now called, Consideraciones con Pauls. As I am on SST...
iChad pro max strikes again
A few editions ago you might remember my investigative scoop on Chad Coleman. I recently even got a shoutout in...
Graber Miller crowned king
With over 70 votes, we’ve finally determined who the toughest prof is on GC’s campus — but you’ll have to...
Ponderings with Pauls
Holy Moses! This is an odd feeling. Writing “Ponderings with Pauls” on Monday night rather than Tuesday night. I tell...
David Lind Drive
When my friends and I heard that eccentric actor Tommy Wiseau — writer, star and director of the 2003 movie...
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