I am one of the few. One of those who struggles. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday is a struggle....

By Nathan Pauls • September 26, 2018

To My Sidepiece, I’ve been cruel to you, and for that, I’m deeply sorry. I’ve used you and...

By Rachael Klink • September 26, 2018

Hey Virgo! This week, you’re ready to start feeling comfortable in your routine — maybe you can...

By Laura Miller • September 12, 2018

Hey, squirrel, hey! It’s me, your favorite eye in the sky, Gossip Squirrel! I like to know about...

By Record • September 6, 2018

The Goshen College community has seen many fine comedic web pages through the ages, from the...

By Brenner Burkholder • April 12, 2018

No, this is not a letter. And did you really think I would write you a letter? I did this with the...

By Mandira Panta • April 12, 2018

In one of our first two articles of the year, we tried to think of what Hannah Hostetter’s alter-...

By Katie Yoder • April 12, 2018

People say all good things come to an end, especially after CAC canceled Spring Kick-Off, but I say...

By Hitesh Sharma • April 5, 2018

During my freshman year of high school, my English teacher told us during class that puns were the...

By Micah Raber • April 5, 2018

This weekend, I get to return to the place from which I appropriated my nickname. Ahhh, that heart-...

By Katie Yoder • March 29, 2018

In this past school year, I’ve become fascinated with the art of being a “bro” here on campus...

By Katie Yoder • March 29, 2018

Dear people of Goshen College, It’s that time of the year again: The time when you get to renew...

By Hitesh Sharma • March 22, 2018

Unsurprisingly to most people who know me, my upbringing was shaped by weird Mennonite humor. I mean...

By Katie Yoder • March 15, 2018

I was recently asked to write a humorous article for The Record. Never having written a humorous...

By Brandon Roe • February 22, 2018

Luge, a haiku: Luge Luge Luge Luge Luge Twisting and sledding around Down the track we go Dear...

By Anja Kenagy • February 22, 2018