The REAL reason for the tents on campus
You might have heard that Cirque du Soleil recently filed for bankruptcy. Since that fateful day in June, the whole...
Goshen College’s newest major: criminal public health
As many of you may know, Goshen College is currently undergoing a major rebranding campaign. If you look closely around...
Kenwood House 2020: A new housing experience
Okay, time for some real talk. You know what’s kind of basic? Living in the dorms. Or the apartments. Or...
What do you Meme? Pandemic Edition
Internet memes are an everyday part of modern social life. Having been an avid collector of internet memes for years,...
ITS student workers take crash course in photography
It goes without saying that a LOT of changes have been made on campus since March. There are the obvious...
Introducing the Hermnal – a Hymnal for her!
Ladies, are you tired of using products that weren’t made for you? Pens, earplugs, razors, snacks, lotion, water…the list goes...
Goshen’s Coronavirus front line
My dad likes to say that “there’s more than corn in Indiana.” Turns out, he’s right. There IS more than...
The great gringo guide
Ojo (notice): For anyone planning to travel to Ecuador (for May Term, SST, or another reason), this handy list of...
Horrible-scopes
Aries – Aries signs rejoice! You share a star sign with mythical Goshen College professor Paul Keim. The spirit of...
Rom-com review: P.S. I still love you Noah Centineo
If every day was Valentine’s Day, I would not complain. It’s a solid holiday, for sure. I love Valentine’s Day...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Whoa! This is column number five! I haven’t written this consistently for The Record since I was a news writer...
More majors equals more fun
Hello again GC Fans! Welcome back to Ring Before Spring! Your favorite (and only) matchmaking service through the Record! Since...
Consideraciones con Pauls
The topic for this week’s column is speed. No, not the drug, for as you faithful readers know, I don’t...
Greta Lapp Klassen, private eye
In elementary school, D.A.R.E. week was always terrifying. An adult would stand in front of a room full of third-graders,...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Recently I was informed by the higher ups of our most gracious Record Staff that my previous column read more...
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