GC Virgo Horoscope
Hey Virgo! This week, you’re ready to start feeling comfortable in your routine — maybe you can...
XOXO, Gossip Squirrel
Hey, squirrel, hey! It’s me, your favorite eye in the sky, Gossip Squirrel! I like to know about...
Soggy Memes for Flooded Teens: Taking Goshen by Storm
The Goshen College community has seen many fine comedic web pages through the ages, from the...
Dear Annoying Brother
No, this is not a letter. And did you really think I would write you a letter? I did this with the...
Pick an alter-ego
In one of our first two articles of the year, we tried to think of what Hannah Hostetter’s alter-...
Adios Goshen College!
People say all good things come to an end, especially after CAC canceled Spring Kick-Off, but I say...
The lowest form of humor
During my freshman year of high school, my English teacher told us during class that puns were the...
Ohio Yoder goes home
This weekend, I get to return to the place from which I appropriated my nickname. Ahhh, that heart-...
How to be a bro
In this past school year, I’ve become fascinated with the art of being a “bro” here on campus...
Annual Renewal of Global Citizenship
Dear people of Goshen College, It’s that time of the year again: The time when you get to renew...
Ohio Yoder and the Un-Mennonite Activity Committee
Unsurprisingly to most people who know me, my upbringing was shaped by weird Mennonite humor. I mean...
“Humor” article
I was recently asked to write a humorous article for The Record. Never having written a humorous...
You can’t lose with luge!
Luge, a haiku: Luge Luge Luge Luge Luge Twisting and sledding around Down the track we go Dear...
Don’t call me “McKay-Epp, Carter”
It was your average Monday at The Rott. I was sitting with Rudin Mucaj, with whom I was having an...
Ho(ch)stet(tler)er: personal accounts of mistaken identity
Hannah: I’m sitting in African History, my first class at Goshen College, and I’m listening to...