Ponderings with Pauls
Hello faithful readers, and welcome back to another edition of Ponderings with Pauls. Wait…...
Wyse wields winners
My dear readers, we are down to four profs — getting here has been such a journey. In the battle...
Scholarships: real or not real?
We grew up in a classic time of young adult novels set in dystopian futures with strong female...
And then there were 8 profs…
May those professors lost in rounds six and seven rest in peace. This leaves us with eight...
Rottatouille
We’ve all seen the lights on above the Rott — late at night, blinds drawn. It’s clear...
The votes are in: Keith’s exams are too hard
Welcome back, my faithful readers! First, a recap of GC’s Toughest Prof Round 4 since last week...
Round 3: Smith one vote short of a shutout, Keim wields endless Hebrew knowledge
Last week one voter couldn’t wait for Dan Smith’s round of GC’s Toughest Prof. And it didn’t...
Megan’s quest for love and fame: apply now!
Last Wednesday, I thought my life was going to be changed forever. As I sat at the Leaf Raker,...
An ode to a lost longboard
This past May term, I lost my longboard. Or should I say, I left it behind. Due to the combination...
Round 2 provides fierce competition
Well, my dear readers, round no. 2 came to a close on Sunday evening, and it was a doozy. Until the...
Coleman addresses rumors of a hidden Apple warehouse
You heard it here first folks — Chad Coleman does not have a secret stash of Apple products hidden...
Female profs victorious
Thanks to all the loyal readers who took part in last week’s toughest professor poll. Round 1 was...
Midnight Meetup
Wondering where the safest place on campus is for a late-night meet up? Look no more. The new LED...
GC’s toughest prof
The Record is running a bracket to decide who’s Goshen College’s toughest professor and YOU get...
R.I.P Vine
In the past two years, Goshen College students have been subjected to two great losses of our...
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