Midnight Meetup
Wondering where the safest place on campus is for a late-night meet up? Look no more. The new LED...
GC’s toughest prof
The Record is running a bracket to decide who’s Goshen College’s toughest professor and YOU get...
R.I.P Vine
In the past two years, Goshen College students have been subjected to two great losses of our...
Places upperclassmen would rather live in than the dorms
In recent months, there has been much discussion, buzz, drama and tea to serve on the topic of...
Coffeehouse
In the glow of Deborah Kankolongo and Naomi Peters’ awesome facts about countries, GC’s annual...
Join Income Club!
In my advanced age, I have become rather reflective, particularly regarding my time at Goshen...
In defense of short shorts
Alex Steiner responds to Erika Miller’s piece, “The epidemic of the short shorts” Reading...
Reflections of a Sweaty Burrito
In early November, Jonah Yoder became a sweaty burrito. After falling through a ceiling, he had to...
The short short epidemic
Everyone knows Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. In order to save single people from...
Asking about the Ask Desk
The Ask Desk holds much the same mystical role on GC campus as Westlawn Dining Hall, in that no one...
Watch Out: Fish
An event. Every generation has one. A singular moment from which all days afterward are reckoned....
Ohio Yoder Fails to Get Things Together
I found this picture of Martin Luther King, Jr. on my computer, and for a moment, I was confused....
The Annual Lament of a Warm Weather Lover
Ah yes, second semester. The time of the year when the reality of winter finally kicks in and you...
Ohio Yoder gets serious about being funny
I see you. Yeah, you, who just picked up this copy of the Record, skimmed the front page and then...
Our correct views on restaurants
Goshen: a center for quality dining in northern Indiana. Known for its quality restaurants like Tony...
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