What we should do with the old bookstore
Over winter break the bookstore was relocated, leaving behind a vacant spot in the middle of campus...
Bad vegetarianism
I had no idea that when I agreed to be the funnies editor this semester I was actually agreeing to...
Consideraciones con Pauls
¡Ay Dios mío! This weekend was a whirlwind, so here’s window into my second fin de semana in...
My perfect eyesight is a problem
Hi, my name is Greta, and I have 20/20 vision. Please don’t think I am bragging. In fact, having...
Spotify wages war with poor Mennonite students
Plato once said, “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” Recently, I have...
Please, consider the squirrels
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a squirrel? I know I have. What would it be like to...
To our translate we’ll be true
Google Translate. What a beautiful thing. Google Translate bridges divides and helps us form...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Welcome back to Ponderings with Pauls, or as it is now called, Consideraciones con Pauls. As I am on...
iChad pro max strikes again
A few editions ago you might remember my investigative scoop on Chad Coleman. I recently even got a...
Graber Miller crowned king
With over 70 votes, we’ve finally determined who the toughest prof is on GC’s campus — but you...
Ponderings with Pauls
Holy Moses! This is an odd feeling. Writing “Ponderings with Pauls” on Monday night rather than...
David Lind Drive
When my friends and I heard that eccentric actor Tommy Wiseau — writer, star and director of the...
GC’s most exclusive clubhouse: applications now open
In preparation for the arrival of winter, I have been gathering important knowledge regarding how to...
Ponderings with Pauls
Well, it’s that time of the week again: Record Thursday! How exciting. Here I am, once again...
Wyse wields winners again
My dearest readers and voters — thanks for sticking with me through this journey. The votes are in...
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