A Public Confession of Love
To My Sidepiece, I’ve been cruel to you, and for that, I’m deeply sorry. I’ve used you and...
GC Virgo Horoscope
Hey Virgo! This week, you’re ready to start feeling comfortable in your routine — maybe you can...
XOXO, Gossip Squirrel
Hey, squirrel, hey! It’s me, your favorite eye in the sky, Gossip Squirrel! I like to know about...
Soggy Memes for Flooded Teens: Taking Goshen by Storm
The Goshen College community has seen many fine comedic web pages through the ages, from the...
Dear Annoying Brother
No, this is not a letter. And did you really think I would write you a letter? I did this with the...
Pick an alter-ego
In one of our first two articles of the year, we tried to think of what Hannah Hostetter’s alter-...
Adios Goshen College!
People say all good things come to an end, especially after CAC canceled Spring Kick-Off, but I say...
The lowest form of humor
During my freshman year of high school, my English teacher told us during class that puns were the...
Ohio Yoder goes home
This weekend, I get to return to the place from which I appropriated my nickname. Ahhh, that heart-...
How to be a bro
In this past school year, I’ve become fascinated with the art of being a “bro” here on campus...
Annual Renewal of Global Citizenship
Dear people of Goshen College, It’s that time of the year again: The time when you get to renew...
Ohio Yoder and the Un-Mennonite Activity Committee
Unsurprisingly to most people who know me, my upbringing was shaped by weird Mennonite humor. I mean...
“Humor” article
I was recently asked to write a humorous article for The Record. Never having written a humorous...
You can’t lose with luge!
Luge, a haiku: Luge Luge Luge Luge Luge Twisting and sledding around Down the track we go Dear...
Don’t call me “McKay-Epp, Carter”
It was your average Monday at The Rott. I was sitting with Rudin Mucaj, with whom I was having an...