To My Sidepiece,

I’ve been cruel to you, and for that, I’m deeply sorry. I’ve used you and then mocked you behind your back. I’ve been uncommitted in this partnership. Namely, I’ve cheated on you and compared you to others. Late night visits have been hasty and at my convenience. For too long our love has been a secret. I was ashamed of you and my connection to you. We’ve been seeing each other since I started college and, three years in, I haven’t committed. It’s time, to be honest. You have everything I’ve ever wanted and more. So no more hiding it – I love you.

You, Walmart, are my one and only.

Love, Rachael <3