The REAL reason for the tents on campus
You might have heard that Cirque du Soleil recently filed for bankruptcy. Since that fateful day...
Goshen College’s newest major: criminal public health
As many of you may know, Goshen College is currently undergoing a major rebranding campaign. If you...
Kenwood House 2020: A new housing experience
Okay, time for some real talk. You know what’s kind of basic? Living in the dorms. Or the...
What do you Meme? Pandemic Edition
Internet memes are an everyday part of modern social life. Having been an avid collector of internet...
ITS student workers take crash course in photography
It goes without saying that a LOT of changes have been made on campus since March. There are the...
Introducing the Hermnal – a Hymnal for her!
Ladies, are you tired of using products that weren’t made for you? Pens, earplugs, razors,...
Goshen’s Coronavirus front line
My dad likes to say that “there’s more than corn in Indiana.” Turns out, he’s right. There...
The great gringo guide
Ojo (notice): For anyone planning to travel to Ecuador (for May Term, SST, or another reason), this...
Horrible-scopes
Aries – Aries signs rejoice! You share a star sign with mythical Goshen College professor Paul...
Rom-com review: P.S. I still love you Noah Centineo
If every day was Valentine’s Day, I would not complain. It’s a solid holiday, for sure. I love...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Whoa! This is column number five! I haven’t written this consistently for The Record since I was a...
More majors equals more fun
Hello again GC Fans! Welcome back to Ring Before Spring! Your favorite (and only) matchmaking...
Consideraciones con Pauls
The topic for this week’s column is speed. No, not the drug, for as you faithful readers know...
Greta Lapp Klassen, private eye
In elementary school, D.A.R.E. week was always terrifying. An adult would stand in front of a room...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Recently I was informed by the higher ups of our most gracious Record Staff that my previous column...
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