Haikus 4 U
Editor’s Note: The author of the following poems wishes to remain anonymous because they felt embarrassed by their work. Personally,...
Dear Anna: valentine’s advice
Dear Anna: I’m sweet on this cutie that sits in front of me in cell biology, but they’re a biochem/molecular...
There’s no shame in having a boring last name
When I was younger, I had ambitions of playing sports professionally. I grew up in a family that valued sports....
Do you feel the bern?
One of the most unlikely icons of the inauguration of Joe Biden on Jan. 20 is an image of Sen....
New Funnies editors receive glowing reviews
We thought you’d be interested in hearing some of the chitchat that’s been circulating since we accepted the prestigious position...
What your favorite musician says about you!
Hello there! Welcome to the funnies section! We are the Spring co-editors of the funnies section, Anna Osborne and Caleb...
The boredom-busting break calendar
Winter break this year is an unprecedented 48 days long. Even if you plan to keep busy with work, you’ll probably...
Overheard at East
A selection of curious quotes by the residents of East Hall, an intentional living community at GC. Contributed by Kristin...
The not-so-great outdoors
November thus far has been full of many pleasant surprises. One of these unexpected gifts was the beautiful 70-degree weather...
Crosswords with Caleb – 11/12/20
ACROSS Like a hockey rink Peeve Hot flashes? Toy that hurts when stepped on barefoot Unknown author, for short ...
One f, one n, no nonsense
My name is Mariah Kaufman. “One f, one n,” I say, verbatim. I might as well add it to my...
Crosswords with Caleb – 11/05/20
ACROSS Response to election uncertainty How many electoral maps convey results Finish with (2 wds.) Dirties Response to election uncertainty...
What do you Meme?: World Memes
The images that get memed most often are mined from popular culture. As you troll the internet in search of...
Keeping Up With Covid in Kenwood
Hello from Kenwood! Yes it is true, I am writing to you from the isolation house itself. How am I...
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