Which Thanksgiving dish are you?
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh,...
Puzzle answers 11/21/2024
ACROSS 1 Heels 5 Broadway star McDonald. 6 Students at GC really need one. 7 Mild flavored seaweed in Japanese...
My guide for avoiding the winter blues
The malaise of winter is hitting us all once again. Instead of trying to use one of those weird, insanely...
Fight for the beard
Philipp Gollner and Brad Stoltzfus, mano a mano. Stoltzfus started spinning his baseball bats with increasing vigor, preparing himself for...
Puzzle answers 11/14/2024
Connections answers 11/14 ACROSS 1 Group of whales. 4 Tender spots. 6 Make amends. 7 Cornu-____, at Thanksgiving or Chroma-_____,...
Cormmander and thief
I am writing this article as an announcement and declaration of my campaign to become the next president of Goshen...
Mask of Miller
Dan left his dorm nearing midnight, out into the hall, Converse crushing carpet, and into the elevator where he met...
Puzzle answers 10/31/2024
ACROSS 1 “(1-Across) or (1 Down)”, said by many children 6 Saoirse of “Lady Bird” 7 _____ nous; between us...
A guide for grocery shopping for college students
Maybe you’re on a partial meal plan, or maybe you’re like me and decide to go “grocery shopping,” as a...
The Bearded Scholar
Students at Goshen College know Philipp Gollner as a regular old history professor. As a regular community member, Gollner can...
Crossword and answers 10/24/2024
Across 1- Sixth and seventh solfege scale degrees 5- Apache advocate who presented at convocation. 6- All good things...
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