Puzzles and answers 02/20
ACROSS 1. Primitive weapon 6. _____ meenie miney mo 7. Won (2 down) contest 8. Jet similar to a 747...
Are you looking for love?
Ava Egolf, I’m a first-year at Goshen, figuring out what I want to major in — currently leaning towards “everything.”...
Puzzles and answers 02/13
ACROSS 1. Go by 5. _____ Dossi; American contortionist from AGT 6. Sierra _____ 7. French for “love” 8. Upside-down...
A perfect Super Bowl party
Here’s your super bowl party guide. So you’re throwing one, which means you gotta feed a bunch of people who...
Fire safety DON’TS
Take the Time to Change Outfits: “I can’t evacuate in this hoodie, it’s pajama day!” No one cares. The fire...
Puzzles and answers 02/06
ACROSS 1. Folk wisdom 5. Confident way to solve crosswords 7. Starbucks size 8. Artist’s stand 9. Forsaken DOWN 1...
Sentient machinery: The elevator conspiracy
Elevators were supposed to be the pinnacle of human ingenuity — metal boxes whisking us up and down buildings like...
A letter to Okta
Yes, it’s me. It has always been me, Okta, though I appreciate your concern. I guess I thought we would...
Puzzles and answers 01/23/25
ACROSS 1. Jane Austen novel. 5. Get smart. 7. Type of belly button. 8. Have ___ for (be perceptive to)....
‘I’ scammed someone (-_-)
It was January 8, 2025. I was a full week and a day into the New Year. Like the rest...
Puzzles and answers 01/16/2025
ACROSS 1. Nothing more than. 5. “__ of many colors,” owned by Joseph. 7. Antlered animal. 8. Change. 9. “Insecure”...
How to conquer Thanksgiving chaos
As Thanksgiving approaches, we should all be thankful for many things, but we should also begin to mentally prepare for...
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