Puzzles and answers 02/06
ACROSS 1. Folk wisdom 5. Confident way to solve crosswords 7. Starbucks size 8. Artist’s stand 9. Forsaken DOWN 1...
Sentient machinery: The elevator conspiracy
Elevators were supposed to be the pinnacle of human ingenuity — metal boxes whisking us up and down buildings like...
A letter to Okta
Yes, it’s me. It has always been me, Okta, though I appreciate your concern. I guess I thought we would...
Puzzles and answers 01/23/25
ACROSS 1. Jane Austen novel. 5. Get smart. 7. Type of belly button. 8. Have ___ for (be perceptive to)....
‘I’ scammed someone (-_-)
It was January 8, 2025. I was a full week and a day into the New Year. Like the rest...
Puzzles and answers 01/16/2025
ACROSS 1. Nothing more than. 5. “__ of many colors,” owned by Joseph. 7. Antlered animal. 8. Change. 9. “Insecure”...
How to conquer Thanksgiving chaos
As Thanksgiving approaches, we should all be thankful for many things, but we should also begin to mentally prepare for...
Which Thanksgiving dish are you?
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh,...
Puzzle answers 11/21/2024
ACROSS 1 Heels 5 Broadway star McDonald. 6 Students at GC really need one. 7 Mild flavored seaweed in Japanese...
My guide for avoiding the winter blues
The malaise of winter is hitting us all once again. Instead of trying to use one of those weird, insanely...
Fight for the beard
Philipp Gollner and Brad Stoltzfus, mano a mano. Stoltzfus started spinning his baseball bats with increasing vigor, preparing himself for...
Puzzle answers 11/14/2024
Connections answers 11/14 ACROSS 1 Group of whales. 4 Tender spots. 6 Make amends. 7 Cornu-____, at Thanksgiving or Chroma-_____,...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Jacob Shenk jacobshenk@goshen.edu
Zeke Bodiker zekedb@goshen.edu