Springtime in the States: An allergic reaction to optimism
Spring is an amazing time of year. New opportunities, new life, and new optimism are in the air, alongside some...
Cooking 101: final exam study guide
Since you people keep setting off the fire alarms, we need to go back to the on-campus cooking basics. Chapter...
Puzzles 04/03
ACROSS 1 Winter neckwear 6 Chinese gambling mecca 7 Muse of poetry 8 Shower time 9 Mulligans DOWN 1 Makeup...
‘My moped is cool, I swear!’
The number one thing that gets brought up when I tell people that I bought a moped is if I...
Obituary for The Big ‘E’
The Big “E” died on March 26, 2025, at the tender age of only a few weeks. The Big “E”...
The Playbook
Here at Goshen College, we have had some notable pranks to say the least. I propose we take it up...
Mr. Prat and the Squirrel Swipe
So you want to know about the day in the life of a squirrel? You’ve come to the right place...
Puzzles 3/27
ACROSS 1 Low voice 5 Jar tops 9 Knight clubs 14 Keister, in Leicester 15 Cleveland’s lake 16 Low-budget prefix...
Eating cereal: A completely pointless MasterClass
Have you ever found yourself struggling with the complexities of eating cereal? Does your spoon technique lack finesse? Are you...
Dear spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell
I am writing to you today to express my overwhelming love for you. Words cannot express how you have changed...
Puzzles and answers 3/13
ACROSS 1. Beeper 6. Don’t be _ ___ 7. Pancake topper 8. Arizona State’s city 9. Helpers:Abbr. DOWN 1....
Bathroom gratitude: a definitive ranking
a frequent go-getter on campus, always runing around with my emotional support water bottle at my hip (her name is...
Hermithood Skills 101
Avoiding people is not a practice I take lightly. It is an art. As a predestined hermit, I will...
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