Puzzles 3/27
ACROSS 1 Low voice 5 Jar tops 9 Knight clubs 14 Keister, in Leicester 15 Cleveland’s lake 16 Low-budget prefix...
Eating cereal: A completely pointless MasterClass
Have you ever found yourself struggling with the complexities of eating cereal? Does your spoon technique lack finesse? Are you...
Dear spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell
I am writing to you today to express my overwhelming love for you. Words cannot express how you have changed...
Puzzles and answers 3/13
ACROSS 1. Beeper 6. Don’t be _ ___ 7. Pancake topper 8. Arizona State’s city 9. Helpers:Abbr. DOWN 1....
Bathroom gratitude: a definitive ranking
a frequent go-getter on campus, always runing around with my emotional support water bottle at my hip (her name is...
Hermithood Skills 101
Avoiding people is not a practice I take lightly. It is an art. As a predestined hermit, I will...
Puzzles and answers 02/20
ACROSS 1. Primitive weapon 6. _____ meenie miney mo 7. Won (2 down) contest 8. Jet similar to a 747...
Are you looking for love?
Ava Egolf, I’m a first-year at Goshen, figuring out what I want to major in — currently leaning towards “everything.”...
Puzzles and answers 02/13
ACROSS 1. Go by 5. _____ Dossi; American contortionist from AGT 6. Sierra _____ 7. French for “love” 8. Upside-down...
A perfect Super Bowl party
Here’s your super bowl party guide. So you’re throwing one, which means you gotta feed a bunch of people who...
Fire safety DON’TS
Take the Time to Change Outfits: “I can’t evacuate in this hoodie, it’s pajama day!” No one cares. The fire...
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