Words you should probably start using
Over the years, I have paid special attention to the quips and phrases of those around me. Hilarious tid-bits across...
Crossword 9/18/2025
Crossword Answers Across 2. Campus event that’s coming up soon that’s essentially a talent show 3. The thing on the...
GC semester bucket list!
As we begin a new year at Goshen College, it is important to keep your spirits up in the midst...
Crossword 9/4/25
Crossword Answers Across 2. Best way to avoid small talk: wear ___ 3. Dorm room air freshener: Burnt ____ 5....
Beating the end of semester burnout
As we feel the endless waves of disdain towards the horrible trudging of this long semester coming to a...
Puzzles 4/16
ACROSS 1. Streisand, in fanzines 5. Harry Potter and the Deathly _____ws. 6. “Don’t tell ___! 7. Took some courses...
Springtime in the States: An allergic reaction to optimism
Spring is an amazing time of year. New opportunities, new life, and new optimism are in the air, alongside some...
Cooking 101: final exam study guide
Since you people keep setting off the fire alarms, we need to go back to the on-campus cooking basics. Chapter...
Puzzles 04/03
ACROSS 1 Winter neckwear 6 Chinese gambling mecca 7 Muse of poetry 8 Shower time 9 Mulligans DOWN 1 Makeup...
‘My moped is cool, I swear!’
The number one thing that gets brought up when I tell people that I bought a moped is if I...
Obituary for The Big ‘E’
The Big “E” died on March 26, 2025, at the tender age of only a few weeks. The Big “E”...
The Playbook
Here at Goshen College, we have had some notable pranks to say the least. I propose we take it up...
Mr. Prat and the Squirrel Swipe
So you want to know about the day in the life of a squirrel? You’ve come to the right place...
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