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A sticky confession
Loyal readers of The Record, I feel it is my duty to admit my responsibility for a repeated act that...
Who should perform at Kick-Off?
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Puzzle answers 09/29/2024
ACROSS 1 Not a racecar. 5 Tic-tac-toe win. 6 The ___ Broker; finally an e-book. 8 ___ you ready to...

Meet your Funnies editors
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An exclusive TWINterview
Explain to our audience of singles why twins are superior. Vaughn: Basically you have a built-in...

Connections 09/12/2024
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Phil’s Crossword
ACROSS 1 Not uneven. 6 There is no; singular: There ___ __; plural. 7 Barbie minus a T. 8 Useful...
Phil’s crossword
ACROSS 1. “I’m everywhere I’m so Julia,” or a naughty kid. 5. The first number that neither...
Letter of rebellion and news satire
Last semester, I met with Duane Stoltzfus, The Record’s faculty adviser and Goshen College Legend...

Extra, extra, read all about it!
I made a version of this crossword for a scholarship a couple of years ago, and revised it for...
Letter from the editors
Dear editor: We’re back. Unlike Greta and Gussie, we are quite certain you remember us. We’re...
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