Arguments for the superior dorm
Suppose you’re a bright-eyed senior in high school just itching to arrive at GC to start the...
What type of Super Bowl watcher are you?
As you probably know, the Super Bowl was this past Sunday. As a Patriots fan, this year was less...
Pros and cons of a Valentine’s birthday
Everyone’s got an opinion on Valentine’s Day. I know people who love it and people who hate it...
Crosswords with Caleb
DOWN 1. “Shucks, imagine that!” 2. Lend ___ 3. Gaze that might “shoot daggers&#...
Out of context professor quotes
Scott Hochstetler, Music: “I love Britney Spears. Free Britney.” “Take the fur...
Sage advice on surviving a frigid winter
Many of you already know how to survive the cold, because quite a few of you are from the Midwest or...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Gross things, in slang 5. It does not contain blue blood, despite a common misconception 6...
Crosswords with Caleb Shenk
ACROSS 1. Reactions to cute puppies 4. Biblical king before David 6. “Already on it” 8....
Who is the Black Squirrel? One woman’s journey to find out
If you are on Instagram and keep up with any Goshen College meme activity, you’ve probably heard...
It’s always sunny in Indonesia
Ah yes, the start of a new semester. What an exciting time of year, and with it comes another...
Crosswords with Caleb Shenk
ACROSS 1. Civil rights organization founded in 1957, of which 7-Down was its first president 5....
A routine DoorDash gone wrong
To make a little extra cash during the semester, I DoorDash from time to time around Goshen and...
Your new Funnies editors have arrived
Greetings readers of the Goshen College Record! We have arrived. We know you have been waiting four...
Hitting rock bottom or a restaurant floor
A few of you may know my friend, Matt Granitz. He graduated from Goshen last year, and one day this...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Cause for a school day off 5.Musical pitches, perhaps for a Christmas song 7....