Jekyll and Hyde: A tale of two bathrooms
Newcomer Center. During my freshman year of college, this place was an enigma. Many peers told me about the fabled...
¡Vamos a gozar!
Goshen College needs to expand its everyday music repertoire. There are many situations that require a specific song to capture...
Crosswords with Caleb: 9/14
ACROSS 1. With 9-Across, Goshen College’s 1,189-acre nature center 6. Ballot method that doesn’t require paper 7. Copenhagen residents 8....
Finding a new spot in the Frott
Westlawn Dining Hall — or, as you may know it, “the Rott,” — is gone. Despite its faults, “the Rott”...
Hidden gems of Goshen
As we near the end of our second official week of the semester, We’re sure you are looking for some...
Crosswords with Caleb 9/7
ACROSS 1. Theme from Wednesday’s convo: “___ Synergy” 6. World’s busiest airport from 1963-1998 7. A violinist’s or gymnast’s need...
Discovering who we are
The Record’s fall 2023 funnies editors (and resident personality diagnosis buffs) just dropped an exclusive new identity evaluation questionnaire. According...
We meet and it’s totally not awkward
Hi everybody! We are happy that you’ve found The Record’s funnies page! We have lots of fun laughs planned for...
What is culturally progressive music, anyway?
In 17 days, I will graduate from Goshen College. I feel like I have accomplished pretty much everything I came...
Crosswords with Caleb 4/13
ACROSS 1. With 5-Down, GC class session starting in 20 days 4. “Pics ___ didn’t happen!” 6. Fights it out...
GC’s top 3 spots to meditate
Only about a month of the semester remains, and I am so tired of this whole school thing. It’s like...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Jacob Shenk jacobshenk@goshen.edu
Zeke Bodiker zekedb@goshen.edu