I’m not an ‘old head’
I have a new ritual. I wake up everyday and drudge to the bathroom. I slather a pea-sized blob of...
Crosswords with Caleb 2/2
ACROSS 1. Rank above cpl. 4. House work? 6. Ecuadorian goodbye 8. Mario and Luigi’s sidkick 9....
Crosswords with Caleb 1/26
ACROSS 1. Q-tips, for example 6. Extremely cold 7. This word, with 2- Down, could be its own clue 8...
Rejected mascots air their grievances
We all know and love Dash, our school’s beloved mascot. Dash, whom we see very often, was selected...
Crosswords with Caleb 1/19
ACROSS 1. Questions 5. Baking ingredient 7. Slow and plodding, in music 8. “Please, have ___” 9...
An SST destination proposal
Since the inception of Goshen College’s Study Service Term (SST), the program has provided...
Critics find a hidden gem in Rott cuisine
When the names Caleb Gingerich and Birch Baer are brought up in conversation, a telepathic wave of...
Crosswords with Caleb 12/1
Scroll down for the answers. ACROSS 1. GC’s annual winter music extravaganza, for short 4. One...
Refrigerated vending machine review
On a cold, dark Monday evening before Thanksgiving break, Funnies co-editors, Emma and Ana, and...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. What 40.7 million people did early for the midterm election 5. President currently...
Life advice from preschoolers
It’s November. It’s stressful. It’s cold, and I’m running out of sources of joy. So I went...
Comedy is hard and you shouldn’t do it
This past week, I spent four days in the Big Apple, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. As...
Crosswords with Caleb
Scroll down for answers. ACROSS 1. Namesake of GC’s library, home to 104,648 physical books...
How to: Halloween costume recycling
Halloween has passed, and I, like many others, now have a random costume hanging in my closet. The...
Fall 2025Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Ryan Snider rcsnider@goshen.edu
Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu
Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu