Are we special?
I’ve noticed that Goshen College seems to have a slight superiority complex about its squirrels....

Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. “I can’t f-f-feel my t-t-toes!” 4. Part of Australia seeing the impacts...

Ask Miss Maple: Crushes and cream cheese
Dear Miss Maple, I’m in love with my best friend and I’m trying to give hints. I follow him...

Crosswords with Caleb
scroll down for answers ACROSS: 1. They lose weight during the fall 6. Egg, in Madrid 7. Explanation...

A comprehensive guide to mascot etiquette
This Homecoming Weekend, Goshen College will announce our new mascot. This is a momentous occasion,...

How to make your campus boo FALL for you
October marks the start of cuffing season, so if you’re single and want to mingle, we have some...

Crosswords with Caleb
Scroll down for answers. ACROSS: 1. Clump 4. Place on campus where one might have foam at the mouth...

If people on campus were animals
It’s fair to say we have some… bright… personalities on campus here at GC. After being...

H2Oh my gosh…this water sucks!
Water is an element essential to life. However, certain individuals that I room with are accustomed...
Crosswords with Caleb
Scroll to the bottom for the answers. ACROSS 1. Autumn-blooming flower that’s often white or...

Ask Miss Maple
Dear Miss Maple, Lately, I’ve been having some problems with my roommate, Barnabus. Barney and I...

Crosswords with Caleb
Across: 1. Theme of GC’s opening convocation, with 9-Across 5. How some estimates start 7. ___...

Some expert tips for the frosh (from a wise soph)
Oh, freshman year. A time of excitement and opportunity. A time when nothing quite feels real and...

Goshen College: “I thought it was a Catholic School.”
When I was little, I was certain I knew what a Mennonite was. A Mennonite was that small, evil Kirby...
Out-of-context professor quotes
“When God set up the world, He did not say, ‘Oh, let’s make it easy for students...
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