Heading home for the holidays?
Ahh, Christmas break. The promise of relief from schoolwork and a much-needed break in the routine...
Editor’s note: I’m sorry!
Dear loyal readers, It is I, Greta Lapp Klassen. Have you missed me? Probably. Unfortunately, I...
Mascot? More like masNOT!
If you’re a responsible student and you checked your email this week, you probably saw that the...
The results are cr[in]ge
As our avid fans may recall, last week’s issue of The Record aimed to settle, once and for all,...
Crosswords with Caleb
DOWN 1. Compost pile aid 2. Part of a drum set 3. Japanese dog breed 4. Introverted type 5. Those,...
Cringe or not cringe?
During our two months as editors of the Funnies section, Erica and I have gotten into numerous...
The pranks must end
Goshen College students have a long history of pulling pranks whenever the opportunity arises, but...
Crosswords with Caleb
Scroll down for answers.  ...
Best DIY costumes
Halloween is finally here! That means candy, scary movies and Halloween parties where everyone will...
Apologies to a ghost
Dear Art Building Ghost, I would like to apologize for the exposé I wrote about you at the...
The ones that were kicked off
After such a fabulous display by those who performed at Kick-Off, I think it’s only fair to also...
Who is the Zodiac Pray-er?
By now I’m sure you’ve seen the news on social media–an independent group claims to have...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Doofuses 5. See 3-Down 6. “Strangely enough…” 7. Instagram feature that mimics...
Who is GC’s Halloween Queen?
October is upon us, and with it comes everyone’s favorite holiday of the year: Halloween. I...
Sleep your way through campus!
Over Homecoming Weekend, young and old visitors alike were taken on tour after tour of campus. Now,...
Fall 2024Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Phil Witmer-Rich phillipw2@goshen.edu
Amelia Witmer-Rich ameliaw@goshen.edu