funnies
October 26, 2023
Last-minute costumes: GC edition
We made it, y’all. It is FINALLY Halloween season, a time of festivity filled with cheer for young...
October 12, 2023

Reflections on little treats
In the final week before the long-awaited fall break, it’s important to have strategies to cope...
October 12, 2023
Things my kids say
As a senior secondary education student here on campus, I have had the privilege of student teaching...
October 5, 2023
Remodeling Homecoming
As Homecoming Weekend approaches, I’ve taken it upon myself to workshop a potential new schedule...
October 5, 2023

A day in the life of Micah Spatt
Why you should read this… If you’ve ever wondered what a day in Micah Spatt’s life looks like...
September 28, 2023

Jekyll and Hyde: A tale of two bathrooms
Newcomer Center. During my freshman year of college, this place was an enigma. Many peers told me...
September 28, 2023
¡Vamos a gozar!
Goshen College needs to expand its everyday music repertoire. There are many situations that require...
September 14, 2023

Finding a new spot in the Frott
Westlawn Dining Hall — or, as you may know it, “the Rott,” — is gone. Despite its faults...
September 14, 2023

Hidden gems of Goshen
As we near the end of our second official week of the semester, We’re sure you are looking for...
September 8, 2023
Discovering who we are
The Record’s fall 2023 funnies editors (and resident personality diagnosis buffs) just dropped an...
September 8, 2023

We meet and it’s totally not awkward
Hi everybody! We are happy that you’ve found The Record’s funnies page! We have lots of fun...