funnies
September 28, 2023
Jekyll and Hyde: A tale of two bathrooms
Newcomer Center. During my freshman year of college, this place was an enigma. Many peers told me...
September 28, 2023
¡Vamos a gozar!
Goshen College needs to expand its everyday music repertoire. There are many situations that require...
September 14, 2023
Finding a new spot in the Frott
Westlawn Dining Hall — or, as you may know it, “the Rott,” — is gone. Despite its faults...
September 14, 2023
Hidden gems of Goshen
As we near the end of our second official week of the semester, We’re sure you are looking for...
September 8, 2023
Discovering who we are
The Record’s fall 2023 funnies editors (and resident personality diagnosis buffs) just dropped an...
September 8, 2023
We meet and it’s totally not awkward
Hi everybody! We are happy that you’ve found The Record’s funnies page! We have lots of fun...
April 13, 2023
What is culturally progressive music, anyway?
In 17 days, I will graduate from Goshen College. I feel like I have accomplished pretty much...
April 13, 2023
March 30, 2023
GC’s top 3 spots to meditate
Only about a month of the semester remains, and I am so tired of this whole school thing. It’s...
March 30, 2023
Crosswords with Caleb 3/30
ACROSS 1. Music star currently on her “Eras Tour” — her first in five years 6. Album...
March 30, 2023
March 23, 2023
Into the Good (Library)
The spring musical “Into the Woods,” opens tomorrow night in Umble Center! How exciting for...
March 23, 2023
Crosswords with Caleb (3/23)
ACROSS 1. Women’s history month 6. For mature audiences 7. Deck of cards used for predicting 8...
March 23, 2023
My morning cat fights
I have a unique morning routine: I wake up by fighting with my cat, Toby. See, I struggle to find...