funnies
October 28, 2022
Yerushalayim? An unsolved mystery
Yerushalayim! Olivia Koop and Greta Lapp Klassen are good friends. They often traipse around campus...
October 13, 2022
Are we special?
I’ve noticed that Goshen College seems to have a slight superiority complex about its squirrels....
October 13, 2022
Ask Miss Maple: Crushes and cream cheese
Dear Miss Maple, I’m in love with my best friend and I’m trying to give hints. I follow him...
October 7, 2022
A comprehensive guide to mascot etiquette
This Homecoming Weekend, Goshen College will announce our new mascot. This is a momentous occasion,...
October 7, 2022
How to make your campus boo FALL for you
October marks the start of cuffing season, so if you’re single and want to mingle, we have some...
September 30, 2022
Crosswords with Caleb
Scroll down for answers. ACROSS: 1. Clump 4. Place on campus where one might have foam at the mouth...
September 30, 2022
If people on campus were animals
It’s fair to say we have some… bright… personalities on campus here at GC. After being...
September 30, 2022
H2Oh my gosh…this water sucks!
Water is an element essential to life. However, certain individuals that I room with are accustomed...
September 16, 2022
Ask Miss Maple
Dear Miss Maple, Lately, I’ve been having some problems with my roommate, Barnabus. Barney and I...
September 8, 2022
Crosswords with Caleb
Across: 1. Theme of GC’s opening convocation, with 9-Across 5. How some estimates start 7. ___...
September 8, 2022
Some expert tips for the frosh (from a wise soph)
Oh, freshman year. A time of excitement and opportunity. A time when nothing quite feels real and...
September 8, 2022
Goshen College: “I thought it was a Catholic School.”
When I was little, I was certain I knew what a Mennonite was. A Mennonite was that small, evil Kirby...