funnies
February 2, 2023
February 2, 2023
I’m not an ‘old head’
I have a new ritual. I wake up everyday and drudge to the bathroom. I slather a pea-sized blob of...
January 26, 2023
Crosswords with Caleb 1/26
ACROSS 1. Q-tips, for example 6. Extremely cold 7. This word, with 2- Down, could be its own clue 8...
January 26, 2023
January 26, 2023
Rejected mascots air their grievances
We all know and love Dash, our school’s beloved mascot. Dash, whom we see very often, was selected...
January 19, 2023
Crosswords with Caleb 1/19
ACROSS 1. Questions 5. Baking ingredient 7. Slow and plodding, in music 8. “Please, have ___” 9...
January 19, 2023
An SST destination proposal
Since the inception of Goshen College’s Study Service Term (SST), the program has provided...
January 19, 2023
Critics find a hidden gem in Rott cuisine
When the names Caleb Gingerich and Birch Baer are brought up in conversation, a telepathic wave of...
December 1, 2022
Refrigerated vending machine review
On a cold, dark Monday evening before Thanksgiving break, Funnies co-editors, Emma and Ana, and...
November 11, 2022
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. What 40.7 million people did early for the midterm election 5. President currently...
November 11, 2022
Life advice from preschoolers
It’s November. It’s stressful. It’s cold, and I’m running out of sources of joy. So I went...
November 11, 2022
Comedy is hard and you shouldn’t do it
This past week, I spent four days in the Big Apple, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. As...
November 3, 2022
How to: Halloween costume recycling
Halloween has passed, and I, like many others, now have a random costume hanging in my closet. The...
November 3, 2022
Confessions of a washed-up pumpkin thief
Westlawn Dining Hall hosted a competition throughout the month of October in which students were...
October 28, 2022
Scariest spots on campus
In the spirit of Halloween, we have tried to think of some activities to get us into the mood for...