funnies
December 1, 2022
Refrigerated vending machine review
On a cold, dark Monday evening before Thanksgiving break, Funnies co-editors, Emma and Ana, and...
November 11, 2022
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. What 40.7 million people did early for the midterm election 5. President currently...
November 11, 2022
Life advice from preschoolers
It’s November. It’s stressful. It’s cold, and I’m running out of sources of joy. So I went...
November 11, 2022
Comedy is hard and you shouldn’t do it
This past week, I spent four days in the Big Apple, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. As...
November 3, 2022
How to: Halloween costume recycling
Halloween has passed, and I, like many others, now have a random costume hanging in my closet. The...
November 3, 2022
Confessions of a washed-up pumpkin thief
Westlawn Dining Hall hosted a competition throughout the month of October in which students were...
October 28, 2022
Scariest spots on campus
In the spirit of Halloween, we have tried to think of some activities to get us into the mood for...
October 28, 2022
Yerushalayim? An unsolved mystery
Yerushalayim! Olivia Koop and Greta Lapp Klassen are good friends. They often traipse around campus...
October 13, 2022
Are we special?
I’ve noticed that Goshen College seems to have a slight superiority complex about its squirrels....
October 13, 2022
Ask Miss Maple: Crushes and cream cheese
Dear Miss Maple, I’m in love with my best friend and I’m trying to give hints. I follow him...
October 7, 2022
A comprehensive guide to mascot etiquette
This Homecoming Weekend, Goshen College will announce our new mascot. This is a momentous occasion,...
October 7, 2022
How to make your campus boo FALL for you
October marks the start of cuffing season, so if you’re single and want to mingle, we have some...
September 30, 2022
Crosswords with Caleb
Scroll down for answers. ACROSS: 1. Clump 4. Place on campus where one might have foam at the mouth...
September 30, 2022
If people on campus were animals
It’s fair to say we have some… bright… personalities on campus here at GC. After being...
September 30, 2022
H2Oh my gosh…this water sucks!
Water is an element essential to life. However, certain individuals that I room with are accustomed...