Best DIY costumes
Halloween is finally here! That means candy, scary movies and Halloween parties where everyone will judge your costume! If you’re...
Apologies to a ghost
Dear Art Building Ghost, I would like to apologize for the exposé I wrote about you at the beginning of...
The ones that were kicked off
After such a fabulous display by those who performed at Kick-Off, I think it’s only fair to also acknowledge the...
Who is the Zodiac Pray-er?
By now I’m sure you’ve seen the news on social media–an independent group claims to have solved the mystery of...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Doofuses 5. See 3-Down 6. “Strangely enough…” 7. Instagram feature that mimics Tiktok 8. Triage centers, for short...
Who is GC’s Halloween Queen?
October is upon us, and with it comes everyone’s favorite holiday of the year: Halloween. I decided to seek out...
Sleep your way through campus!
Over Homecoming Weekend, young and old visitors alike were taken on tour after tour of campus. Now, I’ve heard the...
Letter to the editor
To the editor of “Erica’s Cuisine Corner,” As someone who has had my fair share of cereal, ranging from...
Where will we be in 50 years?
Alumni are flocking back to campus for Homecoming weekend, and it got me thinking. As a senior, I’m very aware...
Crosswords with Caleb 9.16
ACROSS 1. Mode of transportation 4. Prefer 6. Alpha and 7. Previously aired show 8. Was a little too sweet...
Erica’s Cuisine Corner: Rott Cereal
In a life full of turbulence and change, few things remain steady. Of those constants, the noblest is undoubtedly a...
Ghost Hunters: GC Edition
Last week, I debuted my journalistic skills in the news section of The Record. This week, I have decided to...
Crosswords with Caleb Shenk – 9.9.21
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Meet your funnies editors!
Welcome back, dear readers! This fall, everyone’s favorite section of the Record is being edited by everyone’s favorite dynamic duo...
Sophomore Orientation
Freshman orientation has been extended this year, but the people who really need a week of training are the poor...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Jacob Shenk jacobshenk@goshen.edu
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