Introducing the Hermnal – a Hymnal for her!
Ladies, are you tired of using products that weren’t made for you? Pens, earplugs, razors,...
Goshen’s Coronavirus front line
My dad likes to say that “there’s more than corn in Indiana.” Turns out, he’s right. There...
The great gringo guide
Ojo (notice): For anyone planning to travel to Ecuador (for May Term, SST, or another reason), this...
Horrible-scopes
Aries – Aries signs rejoice! You share a star sign with mythical Goshen College professor Paul...
Rom-com review: P.S. I still love you Noah Centineo
If every day was Valentine’s Day, I would not complain. It’s a solid holiday, for sure. I love...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Whoa! This is column number five! I haven’t written this consistently for The Record since I was a...
More majors equals more fun
Hello again GC Fans! Welcome back to Ring Before Spring! Your favorite (and only) matchmaking...
Consideraciones con Pauls
The topic for this week’s column is speed. No, not the drug, for as you faithful readers know...
Greta Lapp Klassen, private eye
In elementary school, D.A.R.E. week was always terrifying. An adult would stand in front of a room...
Consideraciones con Pauls
Recently I was informed by the higher ups of our most gracious Record Staff that my previous column...
What we should do with the old bookstore
Over winter break the bookstore was relocated, leaving behind a vacant spot in the middle of campus...
Bad vegetarianism
I had no idea that when I agreed to be the funnies editor this semester I was actually agreeing to...
Consideraciones con Pauls
¡Ay Dios mío! This weekend was a whirlwind, so here’s window into my second fin de semana in...
My perfect eyesight is a problem
Hi, my name is Greta, and I have 20/20 vision. Please don’t think I am bragging. In fact, having...
Spotify wages war with poor Mennonite students
Plato once said, “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” Recently, I have...