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Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Cause for a school day off 5.Musical pitches, perhaps for a Christmas song 7. Spots 8. Vents 9. Bucks’...
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Farewell!
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Editor’s note: I’m sorry!
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Mascot? More like masNOT!
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The results are cr[in]ge
As our avid fans may recall, last week’s issue of The Record aimed to settle, once and for all, what...
Crosswords with Caleb
DOWN 1. Compost pile aid 2. Part of a drum set 3. Japanese dog breed 4. Introverted type 5. Those,...
Cringe or not cringe?
During our two months as editors of the Funnies section, Erica and I have gotten into numerous arguments over whether...
The pranks must end
Goshen College students have a long history of pulling pranks whenever the opportunity arises, but it would seem that there’s...
Crosswords with Caleb
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Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Jacob Shenk jacobshenk@goshen.edu
Zeke Bodiker zekedb@goshen.edu