Wondering what ideas didn’t make the cut this semester? Well, here they are, along with the (very good) reasons why...

By Leah Kauffman • April 15, 2022 Denver Beck • April 15, 2022

ACROSS 1. Sign of spring 6. What gardeners often do to trees in early spring 7. Fuses together 8. News...

By Caleb Shenk • April 15, 2022

As a Mennonite who has been to many a Mennonite hub across the country, I have stumbled into many MCC...

By Denver Beck • April 15, 2022

Dear Editors,  I have been a dutiful reader (and often editor) of The Record since my first semester of college,...

By Greta Lapp Klassen • April 15, 2022

Do you ever get deja-vu from someone on campus reminding you of a TV show or movie character? It happens...

By Leah Kauffman • April 1, 2022

Dear Reader, Like you, I have been reading The Record, and like you, I have been disappointed in the Funnies...

By Tyson Miller • March 31, 2022

ACROSS 1. Live tweet? 6. Introvert, to the extreme 7. Actor’s comment to the audience 8. Hostess’s handouts 9. Computer...

By Caleb Shenk • March 31, 2022

ACROSS 1. With 1-Down, game whose name comes from its sound 5. “America’s Finest News Source,” with “The” 7. Cucko...

By Caleb Shenk • March 25, 2022

I typically try to refrain from doing laundry on the weekends, especially Sunday mornings, because as most GC students know,...

By Denver Beck • March 25, 2022

In honor of the musical this weekend, “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee,” we decided to do our own...

By Leah Kauffman • March 25, 2022

Do you crave attention? Do your peers consider you “cringe?” Are you self-conscious about your appearance and/or mannerisms? Do you...

By Phil Witmer-Rich • March 17, 2022

There has literally never been anything better created than Leah Kauffman’s senior recap booklet. You might ask yourself: How could...

By Leah Kauffman • March 17, 2022 Denver Beck • March 17, 2022

ACROSS 1. *Phony 5. Opposite of urban 7. “Waiter, I’d like to see ___” (2 wds.) 8. Drive-in chain 9....

By Caleb Shenk • March 17, 2022

As a decade-long vegetarian, I have always been a scavenger when it comes to lunch rooms. I will always have...

By Fatima Rhana • February 25, 2022

ACROSS 1. Schools often have a spring one and a fall one 6. Word that means rainforest in both English...

By Caleb Shenk • February 25, 2022