The Ps and Qs of being pretty, popular and polished
Do you crave attention? Do your peers consider you “cringe?” Are you self-conscious about your appearance and/or mannerisms? Do you...
Senior superlatives!!
There has literally never been anything better created than Leah Kauffman’s senior recap booklet. You might ask yourself: How could...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. *Phony 5. Opposite of urban 7. “Waiter, I’d like to see ___” (2 wds.) 8. Drive-in chain 9....
What to do when the Rott is at rock bottom
As a decade-long vegetarian, I have always been a scavenger when it comes to lunch rooms. I will always have...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Schools often have a spring one and a fall one 6. Word that means rainforest in both English...
Arguments for the superior dorm
Suppose you’re a bright-eyed senior in high school just itching to arrive at GC to start the magical journey that...
What type of Super Bowl watcher are you?
As you probably know, the Super Bowl was this past Sunday. As a Patriots fan, this year was less exciting...
Pros and cons of a Valentine’s birthday
Everyone’s got an opinion on Valentine’s Day. I know people who love it and people who hate it. It’s a...
Crosswords with Caleb
DOWN 1. “Shucks, imagine that!” 2. Lend ___ 3. Gaze that might “shoot daggers” 4. Row of shrubs 5. “Ender’s...
Out of context professor quotes
Scott Hochstetler, Music: “I love Britney Spears. Free Britney.” “Take the fur out. No fur.” Keith Graber Miller, Religion and...
Sage advice on surviving a frigid winter
Many of you already know how to survive the cold, because quite a few of you are from the Midwest...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Gross things, in slang 5. It does not contain blue blood, despite a common misconception 6. Ice, in...
Crosswords with Caleb Shenk
ACROSS 1. Reactions to cute puppies 4. Biblical king before David 6. “Already on it” 8. Type of board 9....
Who is the Black Squirrel? One woman’s journey to find out
If you are on Instagram and keep up with any Goshen College meme activity, you’ve probably heard of the infamous...
It’s always sunny in Indonesia
Ah yes, the start of a new semester. What an exciting time of year, and with it comes another semester...
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