Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. “I can’t f-f-feel my t-t-toes!” 4. Part of Australia seeing the impacts of climate change 6. ___ dirt...
Ask Miss Maple: Crushes and cream cheese
Dear Miss Maple, I’m in love with my best friend and I’m trying to give hints. I follow him around...
Crosswords with Caleb
scroll down for answers ACROSS: 1. They lose weight during the fall 6. Egg, in Madrid 7. Explanation for a...
A comprehensive guide to mascot etiquette
This Homecoming Weekend, Goshen College will announce our new mascot. This is a momentous occasion, and seeing as though students...
How to make your campus boo FALL for you
October marks the start of cuffing season, so if you’re single and want to mingle, we have some tips for...
Crosswords with Caleb
Scroll down for answers. ACROSS: 1. Clump 4. Place on campus where one might have foam at the mouth, for...
If people on campus were animals
It’s fair to say we have some… bright… personalities on campus here at GC. After being described as “feral” by...
H2Oh my gosh…this water sucks!
Water is an element essential to life. However, certain individuals that I room with are accustomed to certain luxuries, such...
Crosswords with Caleb
Scroll to the bottom for the answers. ACROSS 1. Autumn-blooming flower that’s often white or purple 6. “__ to break...
Ask Miss Maple
Dear Miss Maple, Lately, I’ve been having some problems with my roommate, Barnabus. Barney and I were really good friends...
Crosswords with Caleb
Across: 1. Theme of GC’s opening convocation, with 9-Across 5. How some estimates start 7. ___ Dame 8. Visibly dizzy,...
Some expert tips for the frosh (from a wise soph)
Oh, freshman year. A time of excitement and opportunity. A time when nothing quite feels real and you always have...
Goshen College: “I thought it was a Catholic School.”
When I was little, I was certain I knew what a Mennonite was. A Mennonite was that small, evil Kirby...
Out-of-context professor quotes
“When God set up the world, He did not say, ‘Oh, let’s make it easy for students in General Chemistry.'”...
Gradvice
We’ve given a lot of advice over the past few months, but if you allow yourself to take any of...
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