Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. With 1-Down, game whose name comes from its sound 5. “America’s Finest News Source,” with “The” 7. Cucko...
Laundry room etiquette
I typically try to refrain from doing laundry on the weekends, especially Sunday mornings, because as most GC students know,...
The first ever Goshen College Rott spelling bee
In honor of the musical this weekend, “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee,” we decided to do our own...
The Ps and Qs of being pretty, popular and polished
Do you crave attention? Do your peers consider you “cringe?” Are you self-conscious about your appearance and/or mannerisms? Do you...
Senior superlatives!!
There has literally never been anything better created than Leah Kauffman’s senior recap booklet. You might ask yourself: How could...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. *Phony 5. Opposite of urban 7. “Waiter, I’d like to see ___” (2 wds.) 8. Drive-in chain 9....
What to do when the Rott is at rock bottom
As a decade-long vegetarian, I have always been a scavenger when it comes to lunch rooms. I will always have...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Schools often have a spring one and a fall one 6. Word that means rainforest in both English...
Arguments for the superior dorm
Suppose you’re a bright-eyed senior in high school just itching to arrive at GC to start the magical journey that...
What type of Super Bowl watcher are you?
As you probably know, the Super Bowl was this past Sunday. As a Patriots fan, this year was less exciting...
Pros and cons of a Valentine’s birthday
Everyone’s got an opinion on Valentine’s Day. I know people who love it and people who hate it. It’s a...
Crosswords with Caleb
DOWN 1. “Shucks, imagine that!” 2. Lend ___ 3. Gaze that might “shoot daggers” 4. Row of shrubs 5. “Ender’s...
Out of context professor quotes
Scott Hochstetler, Music: “I love Britney Spears. Free Britney.” “Take the fur out. No fur.” Keith Graber Miller, Religion and...
Sage advice on surviving a frigid winter
Many of you already know how to survive the cold, because quite a few of you are from the Midwest...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Gross things, in slang 5. It does not contain blue blood, despite a common misconception 6. Ice, in...
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