ACROSS  1. Cause for a school  day off 5.Musical pitches,  perhaps for a  Christmas song 7....

By Caleb Shenk • December 3, 2021

At this point in my life, I have survived a total of 33 college finals. Yes, I went back and counted...

By Eli Reimer • December 2, 2021

It has been a delight being your Funnies editors these past few months. We appreciate everyone who...

By Eli Reimer • December 2, 2021 Erica Gunden • December 2, 2021

Ahh, Christmas break. The promise of relief from schoolwork and a much-needed break in the routine...

By Erica Gunden • December 2, 2021

Dear loyal readers,  It is I, Greta Lapp Klassen. Have you missed me? Probably. Unfortunately, I...

By Greta Lapp Klassen • November 11, 2021

If you’re a responsible student and you checked your email this week, you probably saw that the...

By Erica Gunden • November 11, 2021

As our avid fans may recall, last week’s issue of The Record aimed to settle, once and for all,...

By Eli Reimer • November 11, 2021

DOWN 1. Compost pile aid 2. Part of a drum set 3. Japanese dog breed 4. Introverted type 5. Those,...

By Caleb Shenk • November 11, 2021

During our two months as editors of the Funnies section, Erica and I have gotten into numerous...

By Eli Reimer • November 4, 2021

Goshen College students have a long history of pulling pranks whenever the opportunity arises, but...

By Erica Gunden • November 4, 2021

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By Caleb Shenk • November 4, 2021

Halloween is finally here! That means candy, scary movies and Halloween parties where everyone will...

By Erica Gunden • October 28, 2021

Dear Art Building Ghost, I would like to apologize for the exposé I wrote about you at the...

By Eli Reimer • October 28, 2021

After such a fabulous display by those who performed at Kick-Off, I think it’s only fair to also...

By Erica Gunden • October 14, 2021

By now I’m sure you’ve seen the news on social media–an independent group claims to have...

By Jackson Steinmetz • October 14, 2021