Menno thrift store or not?
As a Mennonite who has been to many a Mennonite hub across the country, I have stumbled into many...
Yes the squirrel was A.I. Their voice still matters.
Dear Editors, I have been a dutiful reader (and often editor) of The Record since my first...
Campus character doppelgangers
Do you ever get deja-vu from someone on campus reminding you of a TV show or movie character? It...
GC Squirrels express concerns over campus life
Dear Reader, Like you, I have been reading The Record, and like you, I have been disappointed in the...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Live tweet? 6. Introvert, to the extreme 7. Actor’s comment to the audience 8....
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. With 1-Down, game whose name comes from its sound 5. “America’s Finest News...
Laundry room etiquette
I typically try to refrain from doing laundry on the weekends, especially Sunday mornings, because...
The first ever Goshen College Rott spelling bee
In honor of the musical this weekend, “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee,” we decided...
The Ps and Qs of being pretty, popular and polished
Do you crave attention? Do your peers consider you “cringe?” Are you self-conscious about your...
Senior superlatives!!
There has literally never been anything better created than Leah Kauffman’s senior recap...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. *Phony 5. Opposite of urban 7. “Waiter, I’d like to see ___” (2 wds.) 8...
What to do when the Rott is at rock bottom
As a decade-long vegetarian, I have always been a scavenger when it comes to lunch rooms. I will...
Crosswords with Caleb
ACROSS 1. Schools often have a spring one and a fall one 6. Word that means rainforest in both...
Arguments for the superior dorm
Suppose you’re a bright-eyed senior in high school just itching to arrive at GC to start the...
What type of Super Bowl watcher are you?
As you probably know, the Super Bowl was this past Sunday. As a Patriots fan, this year was less...
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