An exclusive TWINterview
Explain to our audience of singles why twins are superior. Vaughn: Basically you have a built-in friend. Max: All-time wingman. ...
Connections 09/12/2024
Connections answers 09/12/2024
Phil’s Crossword
ACROSS 1 Not uneven. 6 There is no; singular: There ___ __; plural. 7 Barbie minus a T. 8 Useful...
Phil’s crossword
ACROSS 1. “I’m everywhere I’m so Julia,” or a naughty kid. 5. The first number that neither prime nor semiprime....
Letter of rebellion and news satire
Last semester, I met with Duane Stoltzfus, The Record’s faculty adviser and Goshen College Legend, to discuss an important matter:...
Extra, extra, read all about it!
I made a version of this crossword for a scholarship a couple of years ago, and revised it for publication...
Letter from the editors
Dear editor: We’re back. Unlike Greta and Gussie, we are quite certain you remember us. We’re the ones who let...
Crosswords with Caleb: 4/4
ACROSS 1. One of three important celestial orbs for April 8 4. Friend of Thumper and Flower 6. No longer...
Word Ladder: 4/4
The following clues are for two-word phrases. The last word in each phrase will be carried to the first word...
Advice Column: Mental Health
As spring toys with the idea of making an appearance this year, the slightly warmer temperatures have put some people...
Crosswords with Caleb: 3/21
ACROSS 1. The Record, for example 6. Reproductive parts of flowers 8. Insect that can eat 50 aphids a day...
“Word Square”
Connect the letters to form words (3 letters or more) until all of the letters have been used. The last...
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