Remodeling Homecoming
As Homecoming Weekend approaches, I’ve taken it upon myself to workshop a potential new schedule...
A day in the life of Micah Spatt
Why you should read this… If you’ve ever wondered what a day in Micah Spatt’s life looks like...
Crosswords with Caleb: 9/28
ACROSS 1. Yukon S.U.V. maker 4. Money, in other words 6. Itty bitty 7. Protagonist in Toni Morrison...
Dash vs. train
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Jekyll and Hyde: A tale of two bathrooms
Newcomer Center. During my freshman year of college, this place was an enigma. Many peers told me...
¡Vamos a gozar!
Goshen College needs to expand its everyday music repertoire. There are many situations that require...
Crosswords with Caleb: 9/14
ACROSS 1. With 9-Across, Goshen College’s 1,189-acre nature center 6. Ballot method that doesn...
Finding a new spot in the Frott
Westlawn Dining Hall — or, as you may know it, “the Rott,” — is gone. Despite its faults...
Hidden gems of Goshen
As we near the end of our second official week of the semester, We’re sure you are looking for...
Crosswords with Caleb 9/7
ACROSS 1. Theme from Wednesday’s convo: “___ Synergy” 6. World’s busiest...
Discovering who we are
The Record’s fall 2023 funnies editors (and resident personality diagnosis buffs) just dropped an...
We meet and it’s totally not awkward
Hi everybody! We are happy that you’ve found The Record’s funnies page! We have lots of fun...
What is culturally progressive music, anyway?
In 17 days, I will graduate from Goshen College. I feel like I have accomplished pretty much...
Fall 2025Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
Ryan Snider rcsnider@goshen.edu
Rosemary Baer rzbaer@goshen.edu
Jacob Dixon dixonjc@goshen.edu