Phil and Amelia’s banned book list
In celebration of the American Library Association’s Banned Books week last week, we wanted to offer our personal suggestions for...
Puzzle answers 10/03/2024
wk 4 Solutions
A sticky confession
Loyal readers of The Record, I feel it is my duty to admit my responsibility for a repeated act that...
Who should perform at Kick-Off?
Yeehaw, it’s almost time for Kick-Off. As seniors who know everything, we’d like to humbly offer a few suggestions for...
Puzzle answers 09/29/2024
ACROSS 1 Not a racecar. 5 Tic-tac-toe win. 6 The ___ Broker; finally an e-book. 8 ___ you ready to...
Meet your Funnies editors
Have you ever walked around campus and noticed two kinda tall, lanky people who don’t look super alike and have...
An exclusive TWINterview
Explain to our audience of singles why twins are superior. Vaughn: Basically you have a built-in friend. Max: All-time wingman. ...
Connections 09/12/2024
Connections answers 09/12/2024
Phil’s Crossword
ACROSS 1 Not uneven. 6 There is no; singular: There ___ __; plural. 7 Barbie minus a T. 8 Useful...
Phil’s crossword
ACROSS 1. “I’m everywhere I’m so Julia,” or a naughty kid. 5. The first number that neither prime nor semiprime....
Letter of rebellion and news satire
Last semester, I met with Duane Stoltzfus, The Record’s faculty adviser and Goshen College Legend, to discuss an important matter:...
Extra, extra, read all about it!
I made a version of this crossword for a scholarship a couple of years ago, and revised it for publication...
Letter from the editors
Dear editor: We’re back. Unlike Greta and Gussie, we are quite certain you remember us. We’re the ones who let...
Fall 2026Funnies Staff
Funnies Editors
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