Phil’s crossword
ACROSS 1. “I’m everywhere I’m so Julia,” or a naughty kid. 5. The first number that neither prime nor semiprime....
Letter of rebellion and news satire
Last semester, I met with Duane Stoltzfus, The Record’s faculty adviser and Goshen College Legend, to discuss an important matter:...
Extra, extra, read all about it!
I made a version of this crossword for a scholarship a couple of years ago, and revised it for publication...
Letter from the editors
Dear editor: We’re back. Unlike Greta and Gussie, we are quite certain you remember us. We’re the ones who let...
Crosswords with Caleb: 4/4
ACROSS 1. One of three important celestial orbs for April 8 4. Friend of Thumper and Flower 6. No longer...
Word Ladder: 4/4
The following clues are for two-word phrases. The last word in each phrase will be carried to the first word...
Advice Column: Mental Health
As spring toys with the idea of making an appearance this year, the slightly warmer temperatures have put some people...
Crosswords with Caleb: 3/21
ACROSS 1. The Record, for example 6. Reproductive parts of flowers 8. Insect that can eat 50 aphids a day...
“Word Square”
Connect the letters to form words (3 letters or more) until all of the letters have been used. The last...
Connections
Find the four categories (four words in each): Link to Answers
Star Battle
Place exactly two stars in every section, row and column without any of them touching — including diagonally. Link to...
Sudoku
Link to Answers
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