Answers Across 3. Movie with bizarre and aristocratic characters dressed in black; based on the 1964 TV series by David Levy. 5. Last name of the sister witch trio in Disney’s 1993 comedy. 6. Who you gonna call? 8. Do I watch this on Halloween… or Christmas? Down 1. He’s just looking for a friend 2. This Disney movie includes a teen witch, a grandma and horrible CGI 4. Film franchise that features scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis 7. Spirit in a pinstrip suit

By Eliza Alemán • October 29, 2025 • Funnies

Crossword anwers Across 7. Tiny hay-filled seat used once for decor and then lives in your garage forever. 8. Classic fall phrase muttered when stepping outside and immediately regretting your outfit choice. 9. What you pretend to love for likes but secretly think tastes Hobby Lobby. Down 1. That person who already has a Christmas playlist ready in October. 2. Emotion felt after carving a pumpkin for 2 hours and it rots in 3 days. 3. Obsessive fall decorator’s weapon of choice smells like cinnamon and mass consumerism. 4. What your car windshield is covered in at 8 a.m. nature’s glitter....

By Jacob Dixon • September 24, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. Streisand, in fanzines 5. Harry Potter and the Deathly _____ws. 6. “Don’t tell ___! 7. Took some courses 8.  ___-deucey (card game) DOWN 1. Fundamental 2. Solo 3. Animated Aussie dog with a sister named Bingo 4. Auctioneer’s cry 5. “If I ___ Hammer;” Pete Seeger song Crossword answers  Connections answers    

By Phil Witmer-Rich • April 17, 2025 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • April 17, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1 Winter neckwear 6 Chinese gambling mecca 7 Muse of poetry 8 Shower time 9 Mulligans DOWN 1 Makeup mishap 2 ___ diem: seize the day 3 “Pick ___” (magician’s command) 4 Proportion 5 With 8A Crossword answers  Connections answers 

By Phil Witmer-Rich • April 2, 2025 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • April 2, 2025 • Funnies

  ACROSS 1. Beeper 6. Don’t be _ ___ 7. Pancake topper 8. Arizona State’s city 9. Helpers:Abbr. DOWN 1. Noodles 2. “Now I remember” 3. Listerine targets 4. Blow 5. Lassos   Crossword answers    Connections answers

By Phil Witmer-Rich • March 13, 2025 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • March 13, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. Primitive weapon 6. _____ meenie miney mo 7.  Won (2 down) contest 8. Jet similar to a 747 9. Origins DOWN 1. Ships 2. Won second place in (2 down) contest 3. Cybermemo 4. Pointed 5. They hold your horses   Crossword answers Connections answers

By Phil Witmer-Rich • February 19, 2025 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • February 19, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. Nothing more than. 5. “__ of many colors,” owned by Joseph. 7. Antlered animal. 8. Change. 9. “Insecure” star Rae.   DOWN 1. First word for some babies. 2. Reason for a food recall. 3. Origins. 4. Alleviates. 6. Trillion: Prefix.   Crossword answers 01/16 Connections answers 01/16

By Carlos Lichty • January 15, 2025 • Funnies Phil Witmer-Rich • January 15, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1 “(1-Across) or (1 Down)”, said by many children 6 Saoirse of “Lady Bird” 7 _____ nous; between us (fr.) 8 “Hello” singer 9 Theatre awards DOWN 1 See 1-across 2 Sonata movement, former Celtics point guard 3 _____-tional walk; often used on Juan Soto 4 i_____- Nickelodeon classic 5 Leg joints   Puzzle Answers 10/31/2024

By Phil Witmer-Rich • October 30, 2024 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • October 30, 2024 • Funnies

Across    1- Sixth and seventh solfege scale degrees 5- Apache advocate who presented at convocation. 6- All good things must come to it. 7- Senate spots 8- Mackenzie’s section Down 1- The quiet type 2- “Save me _ __,” perhaps at an event. 3- Shades 4- Common newspaper section; classic __. 5- Hidden figures org.   Week 6-Solution

By Phil Witmer-Rich • October 23, 2024 • Funnies

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By Carlos Lichty • October 2, 2024 • Funnies Phil Witmer-Rich • October 2, 2024 • Funnies

ACROSS 1 Not uneven. 6 There is no; singular: There ___ __; plural. 7 Barbie minus a T. 8 Useful skill. 9 Feature used by many who were “too mature” for Tik Tok. DOWN 1 Future super bowl performer. 2 Expunge 3 “Please open your hymnal to number 606. We will be singing _____s 1, 3 and 4.” 4 ____bert Humperdink 5 Plural pirate treasures.   Week 2-Solution

By Phil Witmer-Rich • September 11, 2024 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. “I’m everywhere I’m so Julia,” or a naughty kid. 5. The first number that neither prime nor semiprime. 7. “It’s so confusing sometimes to be _ ____.” “I’m just _ ____.” 8. Goshen’s student section is often “_____” up. 9. “___” in the headlights.   DOWN 1. Popular sitcom, “The ____,” or a dating alternative to men. 2. Inflexible 3. Able to move quickly and easily. 4. Number of goals scored by Tebello Ntene against Concordia. 6. Reddit lingo for a summary. Week 1-Solution

By Phil Witmer-Rich • September 4, 2024 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. ___ Profundi, GC low voices choir 4. Exchange pleasantries virtually 7. Voices of the ___, GC high voices choir 8. Fundamental element of many Snapchat messages 9. Fire … or a firefighter’s need DOWN 1. HBO political comedy starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus 2. Nebraska city home to the world’s largest ball of stamps (600 pounds) 3. Company that popularized paper copies 5. Suffix with cigar 6. Howe’er Link to Answers This puzzle was updated on Jan. 31, 2024 to eliminate a false statement in the clue for 2-down.

By Caleb Shenk • January 25, 2024 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. With 8-Across, it falls during winter 5. Put on the payroll 7. “Tattered Tom” author Horatio 8. See 1-Across 9. Basks in the sun, maybe DOWN 1. Give a raw deal 2. Snack brand whose name hints at its flavor 3. Skin, but not hand 4. There are 52 in a year 6. “Dr.” of hip-hop Link to answers

By Caleb Shenk • November 30, 2023 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. With 7-Across, device invented before the car 5. Vice president Agnew who resigned from office in 1973 6. Three-card scam 7. See 1-Across 8. Ones born before Virgos DOWN 1. Ruin 2. Add a bit of color to 3. Greek prefix meaning “straight” 4. Frost and Dickinson, for example 5. T-shirt size option: abbr. Link to answers

By Caleb Shenk • November 9, 2023 • Funnies