Top Ten Signs You’re Goshen Dating

by Jacob Landis-Eigsti

10. You’ve heard Bruce say “Hey you two” numerous times

9.  You’ve Facebook chatted about your relationship, just not with the person you’re in the relationship with

8.  You skype to talk even though you’re only one floor away

7.  If you live on Yoder 2, they’ve already bought the duct tape

6.  You are already good at fighting off other couples for connector space

5.  You have watched your entire movie collection on a laptop in a connector

4.  You stare longingly into each other’s eyes, and then your friends come into the room so you log out of your Facebook account

3.  You now know every moment of the day when your schedules intersect

2. Your Facebook relationship status magically changes from single to blank

1. You’ve broken open house hours…once

Written by Jacob Landis-Eigsti

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