As copy editor, I must protest the lack of representation of copy editors on the Record Instagram page. It’s highly unfair that we are neglected from recognition, despite our valuable work to the Record. Image if you lost your army of copy editors, how’d you do without both of us?
Please consider giving us shoutouts, or we will definitely consider resigning.
I second the last letter. Copy editors are underappreciated and need to be given recognition.
Patricious Webbicus (Ps. this isn’t Patrick writing with a pseudonym).
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Patch the Squirrel.
I protest the first two letters. As the campus superhero, I can confirm that copy editors are worse than supervillains. Do not give them any recognition, they’re the scum of the earth.
Captain Maple Leaf.