horoscope
February 1, 2024
Horoscopes from someone who definitely knows what she’s talking about
My first year of college, I downloaded Co-Star for my daily horoscope as a joke. After having that app for a while, I realized that consulting the stars wasn’t as hard as I thought. I began to ask, or rather shout, to the stars to seek guidance. They told me things like “Shut up,” “Go to bed,” and the most interesting: “You’re a nuisance to this neighborhood, my kids are trying to sleep.” I didn’t know the stars were so close and personal! After spending time with the stars this week, I was able to come up with horoscopes for...