After a scuffle in the woods followed by a mad dash to the church basement, the fourth annual game of Humans vs. Zombies concluded Tuesday night, crowning Egypt Boyd, a sophomore film production and writing major, as the winning human and Levi Moser, a sophomore environmental science major, as the winning zombie. “Humans vs. Zombies is definitely one of the most exciting games we have here,” Boyd said. “It’s a unique college experience,” Levi Moser said. “You get an excuse to talk to people you don’t normally talk to.” The game started on Thursday, Oct. 23, with the two initial...

By Adam Sherrill • October 30, 2025 • Features

Late on Wednesday night, local officials were alerted to a strange occurrence. An unidentified patient that was admitted to the emergency room of the Goshen Hospital escaped after arriving with symptoms of delirium and a skin infection that was analyzed by the emergency physician. Medical staff attempted to subdue the individual during the escape, however they were concerned about injuring them in the struggle. The patient was last seen fleeing towards Witmer Woods, where law enforcement began a search using thermal cameras mounted on a search and rescue unmanned aerial vehicle. As of now, this search has been unsuccessful in...

By Henry Meyer • October 23, 2025 • Funnies