bearded scholar
November 14, 2024
Fight for the beard
Philipp Gollner and Brad Stoltzfus, mano a mano. Stoltzfus started spinning his baseball bats with increasing vigor, preparing himself for battle. Gollner fell to his knees, grasping desperately at the beard strands that fell from his face. Stoltzfus paused, and smirked. “Give it up old man. This is my kingdom now.” He ascended triumphantly to the Good Library roof, spinning his baseball bats at such a rate that he was lifted from the ground with a helicopter effect. From there, he flew to his baseball dugout lair. Eric Bradley, the new tenant of the Mennonite Historical Library, looked down at...