The Leafys were hosted this last weekend, but really, does anyone care? The awards that the whole campus has actually been waiting for are finally here, it’s the Teachys! Kudos to those who were nominated, and a HUGE congratulations to our winners listed below!

Most likely to mispronounce a Goshen athletes name: Kate Bodiker, assistant athletic director of communications and game day operations and GC’s biggest yapper 2021-2025

Most likely to try hard to remember your name – Robina Sommers, associate professor of education and emphatic pianist

Most likely to get avian flu – Dan Smith, professor of chemistry and pigeon enthusiast

Most likely to end an email with “be well” instead of “from” – Philipp Gollner, professor of U.S. history and football podcaster

Most likely to offer you extra scholarship money to join the disc golf team – Jason Samuel, head disc golf coach and grandPA-RTY.

Most likely to leave his headphones playing on the desk the entire class – Cristobal Garza Gonzalez, associate professor of Spanish and enjoyer of music

Most likely to drink his pee in front of the class – Andy Ammons, professor of biology and professional scarf model

Most likely to invite you skydiving without knowing anything about you – Kevin Schultz, assistant director of residence life and The Hulk

Most likely to tell you that you aren’t asking enough questions – Andrew Hartzler, professor of accounting and life lessons

Most likely to make you run after losing a drill – Henrique Eichenburger, Men’s Soccer assistant coach and freekick specialist

Most likely to offer a home cooked meal as a bribe to join choir – Scott Hochstetler, professor of music and renowned chef