In the words of the immortal sportswriter, Jimmy Cannon,
Nobody asked me, but how come a dog can run wild in the apartments but students can’t? It was just about a week ago that an unidentified dog was running around in Romero. The controversial dog must have been taking a stance against GC’s new ID policy.Nobody asked me, but what’s up with fall this year? It’s October, and the leaves are hardly even changing yet! How can I even be bothered to put on a sweater and order up a pumpkin spice latte when I can still see the grass? This is my plea to the Christian Girl Autumn Super PAC; please push for some climate change legislation.
Nobody asked me, but that asiago cheese bagel you brought to class smells bad. No hate; I eat them too. But they stink up a room.
Nobody asked me, but y’all gotta watch it with your socks. Yes, I saw that neon green. No, you don’t need them hiked up to your calves with the shorts. I know some of you never do your laundry, but it’s alright to start rewearing; just keep ‘em in the shoe and the stench won’t get too bad. The wrong pair of socks can and will ruin a good outfit.
Nobody asked me, but this new Rott better live up to the hype. I’m talking Michelin five-star level here. Beef Wellington? Hors d’oeuvres? Cheese curds? At least they’ll show out when the prospective students come around.
Nobody asked me, but what was up with that vaunted “announcement” that took place at Connectapalooza? I guess they’re looking for more funding or something. Feels like the beer won that PR competition y’all; no offense. I guess I wasn’t the target audience.
Nobody asked me, but as far as I’m concerned, Thursday and Friday count as fall break. Give us a full week!
