“Hi, this is, ah, Nate Day, calling in for the editors of The Record, just to, ah, a little note for stylistics. The easiest thing in the world to edit is a palindrome, because if you look at the end and read it backwards it should say the same thing as it goes forwards. Um, so, also when I send in a palindrome, when it has words in it, that’s that’s, ya know, part of the palindrome. Uh, so next time just make sure you get all the words in. Thanks, bye. Oh, and also, the palindrome should read: ‘Stunt news for PR Effused ITS rift: ol’ iPad a pilot. First, I’d e-suffer. Profs went nuts.’ Thank you, goodnight.”

– Nate Day

“Hi, this is your friendly neighborhood Nate Day calling with a palindrome in response to the butchering of last week’s palindrome … uh, take dictation now: ‘ Poop! Decaf-fetid Editor, rot! I’d edit effaced. Poop! ‘”

– Nate Day