“Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks … ooooooh … Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks … ooooooh … Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks … ooooooh … Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks, Matthew sucks. Also Jacob Maldonado Nofziger’s piece should have been called, “One fish, two fish, red fish, DEAD FISH.” Later.”
– Brian O’leary“This is Clay Norris, and I would just like to say that Josh Stiffney is a genius, and he should be at Goshen College … studying … right now, for free! And he should be given a full ride scholarship because he’s a genius.”
– Clay Norris
