Editor’s Note: The author of the following poems wishes to remain anonymous because they felt embarrassed by their work. Personally, I believe these haikus are works of poetic genius, but to each their own. Maybe someday the mysterious author will come forward. 

 

Pie-Ku

Pie isn’t good, guys.

It’s actually super gross.

Please eat cake instead.

 

Thigh-Ku

Of you, I have two.

You go right above my calf.

You are my thigh. Bye. 

 

Cry-Ku

I can’t seem to cry

And I really don’t know why.

Am I a robot? 

 

Chai-Ku

I love chai so much.

Nothing more to say, I guess.

Go give chai a try.

 

Eye-Ku 

I love to see things.

Thankfully, I have two eyes.

One eye for each thigh.

 

Thai-Ku

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