Editor’s Note: The author of the following poems wishes to remain anonymous because they felt embarrassed by their work. Personally, I believe these haikus are works of poetic genius, but to each their own. Maybe someday the mysterious author will come forward.
Pie-Ku
Pie isn’t good, guys.
It’s actually super gross.
Please eat cake instead.
Thigh-Ku
Of you, I have two.
You go right above my calf.
You are my thigh. Bye.
Cry-Ku
I can’t seem to cry
And I really don’t know why.
Am I a robot?
Chai-Ku
I love chai so much.
Nothing more to say, I guess.
Go give chai a try.
Eye-Ku
I love to see things.
Thankfully, I have two eyes.
One eye for each thigh.
Thai-Ku
โปรดอย่าแปลสิ่งนี้
มันไม่สมเหตุสมผลเลย
ฉันไม่ใช่กวี
