ACROSS 1. Wedding promise 4. Personalities 6. Spherical way to cool your drink 8. Mountainous soda 9. Possible suspect, abbreviation 10. Given to a citizen in a democracy 12. Prefix of “mission” or “gender” 13. Mercedes-AMG “gullwing” model   DOWN 1. Audience, for TV 2. Wu-Tang Clan member, abbreviation 3. Film for which Amy Madigan won an Oscar this year 4. Fragrance 5. Gambling machines 6. Response to 1-Across 7. An untruthful version of 1-Across 11. GC kinesiology professor Hershberger ANSWERS

By John Eash-Scott • March 25, 2026 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. It comes in like a lion and out like a lamb 7. “Don’t involve me anymore!” 9. Discount at your local Ford dealer 11. Gov’t org. excited for 12-across 12. ‘Tis this season 13. This person posted MANY spring break selfies 15. Northwestern French city where Joan of Arc was killed 16. Umble Center is home to one of these DOWN 2. Puts a fan at the window 3. Hermès stock abbreviation 4. Substance that covers and protects 5. Hoops? 6. More wintery 8. DMs 10. Boat with freight: c____ _hip 14. Gossip   Answers

By John Eash-Scott • March 4, 2026 • Funnies

Answers ACROSS 1. Latin for “foot” 4. Dorm connected to Miller and Yoder 6. Creepy 7. First half of a South Bend university 8. What might replace the F’s in “Ralf” and “Foebe”   DOWN 1. Doctor’s visit before a surgery 2. Third planet in our solar system 3. Opposite of “shakes” 4. Barbie’s boyf 5. “The” but with a French accent

By John Eash-Scott • January 15, 2026 • Funnies

Crossword Answers Across 2. Best way to avoid small talk: wear ___ 3. Dorm room air freshener: Burnt ____ 5. First-week exercise: running late to ___ 8. Least reliable aspect of campus transportation- the apartment ___ 9. First-week cafeteria classic: mystery ___ 11. Campus wildlife that looks you in the eye while stealing your granola bar Down 1. Mennonite version of Tinder (what we attend every Wednesday at 10) 4. Move-in day cardio workout 6. Professor’s favorite first-week phrase: ‘It’s on the ___’ 7. Athlete fashion staple 10. What do you do when you forget your student ID and still...

By Jacob Dixon • September 4, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. Streisand, in fanzines 5. Harry Potter and the Deathly _____ws. 6. “Don’t tell ___! 7. Took some courses 8.  ___-deucey (card game) DOWN 1. Fundamental 2. Solo 3. Animated Aussie dog with a sister named Bingo 4. Auctioneer’s cry 5. “If I ___ Hammer;” Pete Seeger song Crossword answers  Connections answers    

By Phil Witmer-Rich • April 17, 2025 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • April 17, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1 Winter neckwear 6 Chinese gambling mecca 7 Muse of poetry 8 Shower time 9 Mulligans DOWN 1 Makeup mishap 2 ___ diem: seize the day 3 “Pick ___” (magician’s command) 4 Proportion 5 With 8A Crossword answers  Connections answers 

By Phil Witmer-Rich • April 2, 2025 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • April 2, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1 Low voice 5 Jar tops 9 Knight clubs 14 Keister, in Leicester 15 Cleveland’s lake 16 Low-budget prefix 17 Withered 18 Dost possess 19 Law enforcer in the Harry Potter universe 20 Campfire story, perhaps 23 Chamber workers: Abbr. 24 Wrath 25 Gangster’s gun 28 Propagation by sowing 31 Tummy muscles 34 Came up; “Hallelujah, Christ _____.” 36 Poem of praise 37 Seed covering 38 Less than a lot 42 Brian ____: GC director of facilities 43 Prince Valiant’s son 44 “Say cheese!” 45 Experiencing little to no romantic attraction, for short 46 Boneless chicken option 49 GC’s...

By Phil Witmer-Rich • March 27, 2025 • Funnies Brenton Pham • March 27, 2025 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • March 27, 2025 • Funnies

  ACROSS 1. Beeper 6. Don’t be _ ___ 7. Pancake topper 8. Arizona State’s city 9. Helpers:Abbr. DOWN 1. Noodles 2. “Now I remember” 3. Listerine targets 4. Blow 5. Lassos   Crossword answers    Connections answers

By Phil Witmer-Rich • March 13, 2025 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • March 13, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. Primitive weapon 6. _____ meenie miney mo 7.  Won (2 down) contest 8. Jet similar to a 747 9. Origins DOWN 1. Ships 2. Won second place in (2 down) contest 3. Cybermemo 4. Pointed 5. They hold your horses   Crossword answers Connections answers

By Phil Witmer-Rich • February 19, 2025 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • February 19, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. Folk wisdom 5. Confident way to solve crosswords 7.  Starbucks size 8. Artist’s stand 9. Forsaken DOWN 1 .Not prerecorded 2. Shaquille of the N.B.A. 3. Classic detergent brand 4. Keypad key 6. Pottery oven Crossword answers 02/06 Connections answers 02/06

By Phil Witmer-Rich • February 5, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. Jane Austen novel. 5. Get smart. 7. Type of belly button. 8. Have ___ for (be perceptive to). 9. Boy band, abbr. DOWN 1. Director Kazan. 2. Simons, or tea company 3. ___ __ the moon. 4. Come up. 6. Have to have.   Crossword answers 01/23 Connections answers 01/23

By Carlos Lichty • January 23, 2025 • Funnies Phil Witmer-Rich • January 23, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1. Nothing more than. 5. “__ of many colors,” owned by Joseph. 7. Antlered animal. 8. Change. 9. “Insecure” star Rae.   DOWN 1. First word for some babies. 2. Reason for a food recall. 3. Origins. 4. Alleviates. 6. Trillion: Prefix.   Crossword answers 01/16 Connections answers 01/16

By Carlos Lichty • January 15, 2025 • Funnies Phil Witmer-Rich • January 15, 2025 • Funnies

ACROSS 1 Heels 5  Broadway star McDonald. 6  Students at GC really need one. 7  Mild flavored seaweed in Japanese cuisine. 8  Supermodel Banks DOWN 1 Maple Indian dish. 2  Would you be _____ and help me?” 3  Serious play 4  “For Pete’s ____!” 5  Blind as _ ____.   Crossword answers 11/19   Connections answers 11/19

By Phil Witmer-Rich • November 20, 2024 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • November 20, 2024 • Funnies

Connections answers 11/14 ACROSS 1 Group of whales. 4 Tender spots. 6  Make amends. 7  Cornu-____, at Thanksgiving or Chroma-_____, Tyler the Creator album. 8  Rep’s counterpart in D.C. DOWN 1 Reliable options. 2  Soap on _ ____. 3  “___ __ black,” with Will Smith. 4  Cul-de-___. 5  Neptune’s realm. Crossword answers 11/4

By Phil Witmer-Rich • November 13, 2024 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • November 13, 2024 • Funnies

ACROSS 1 “(1-Across) or (1 Down)”, said by many children 6 Saoirse of “Lady Bird” 7 _____ nous; between us (fr.) 8 “Hello” singer 9 Theatre awards DOWN 1 See 1-across 2 Sonata movement, former Celtics point guard 3 _____-tional walk; often used on Juan Soto 4 i_____- Nickelodeon classic 5 Leg joints   Puzzle Answers 10/31/2024

By Phil Witmer-Rich • October 30, 2024 • Funnies Carlos Lichty • October 30, 2024 • Funnies