life
March 27, 2025
Mr. Prat and the Squirrel Swipe
So you want to know about the day in the life of a squirrel? You’ve come to the right place then. It’s 8 a.m., and I, Prat the Squirrel, am awake. Not from an alarm clock, no, I don’t do that. I’m an early riser by train, especially when it makes the air vibrate. Time to start my day with a nutritious breakfast: a mix of acorns I stashed away last fall, a few hard cookies I found on the ground and a half-eaten bagel. Ah, the joys of a college campus: good food and cheap rent. It’s getting close...