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The future of Goshen College

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • April 15, 2009
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The end is near – the end of the semester, I should hasten to clarify. Finals and projects are flying left [...]

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Is the news old or am I old?

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • April 08, 2009
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A funny thing happened on Saturday. I was playing piano in the School House Hour After and I noticed that [...]

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A guide to opera

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • April 01, 2009
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These days, operas and operettas are buzzing on everyone’s lips. With the first weekend of "The Gondoliers" a success, "operas" [...]

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Top ten April Fools’ Day headlines

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • April 01, 2009
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10. Octomom's Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9.   Economy Improves 8.   Newspaper Headlines Are Now To Be Using Words Like "Are" [...]

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Top ten April Fools' Day headlines

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • April 01, 2009
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10. Octomom's Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9.   Economy Improves 8.   Newspaper Headlines Are Now To Be Using Words Like "Are" [...]

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Swooping up prey (jobs) like hawks

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • March 25, 2009
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You've all seen the news, or at least the Daily Show: the economy is still in the metaphorical toilet. People have [...]

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Top ten rejected course offerings

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • March 25, 2009
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10.  BIBL 157: Herod to Jezebel: Biblical Names that No One Gives to their Babies 9.    MUS 149:  Getting the Tune [...]

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For the Record Mar. 19

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • March 19, 2009
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As a funnies editor, I spend a lot of time thinking about humor. What do I find funny this week? Will [...]

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Top ten jokes told badly

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • March 18, 2009
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10.    A chicken wanted to a cross the road, so it did. 9.    A man walked into a bar and said, [...]

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A.L.’s advice column

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • March 18, 2009
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Andrew Nofsinger Levi Yoder Contributing writers Dear A.L., First of all, I am so glad that you finally decided to start this column. I [...]

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A.L.'s advice column

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • March 18, 2009
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Andrew Nofsinger Levi Yoder Contributing writers Dear A.L., First of all, I am so glad that you finally decided to start this column. I [...]

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Top ten things you can do to save the planet

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • March 11, 2009
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Top ten things you can do to save the planet: 10. Do not bathe 9. Avoid drive-throughs (stock up on Combos for [...]

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My fake spring break

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • March 04, 2009
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You’d think that spring break would be a veritable gold mine for funnies ideas. After all, MTV has taught the [...]

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How Wii do it

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • February 18, 2009
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The other day I was talking with some friends about going bowling on Tuesday night. As soon as the idea [...]

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Top Ten perfect spring break plans

  • By Jesse Landis-Eigsti
  • February 18, 2009
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10. Put up Christmas lights and carol. Make everyone second-guess which break they are actually on. 9. Visit Florida. Failing that, [...]

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