The end is near – the end of the semester, I should hasten to clarify. Finals and projects are flying left [...]
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A funny thing happened on Saturday. I was playing piano in the School House Hour After and I noticed that [...]
Read moreA guide to opera
These days, operas and operettas are buzzing on everyone’s lips. With the first weekend of "The Gondoliers" a success, "operas" [...]
Read moreTop ten April Fools’ Day headlines
10. Octomom's Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9. Economy Improves 8. Newspaper Headlines Are Now To Be Using Words Like "Are" [...]
Read moreTop ten April Fools' Day headlines
10. Octomom's Octuplets Each Give Birth to Octuplets 9. Economy Improves 8. Newspaper Headlines Are Now To Be Using Words Like "Are" [...]
Read moreSwooping up prey (jobs) like hawks
You've all seen the news, or at least the Daily Show: the economy is still in the metaphorical toilet. People have [...]
Read moreTop ten rejected course offerings
10. BIBL 157: Herod to Jezebel: Biblical Names that No One Gives to their Babies 9. MUS 149: Getting the Tune [...]
Read moreFor the Record Mar. 19
As a funnies editor, I spend a lot of time thinking about humor. What do I find funny this week? Will [...]
Read moreTop ten jokes told badly
10. A chicken wanted to a cross the road, so it did. 9. A man walked into a bar and said, [...]
Read moreA.L.’s advice column
Andrew Nofsinger Levi Yoder Contributing writers Dear A.L., First of all, I am so glad that you finally decided to start this column. I [...]
Read moreA.L.'s advice column
Andrew Nofsinger Levi Yoder Contributing writers Dear A.L., First of all, I am so glad that you finally decided to start this column. I [...]
Read moreTop ten things you can do to save the planet
Top ten things you can do to save the planet: 10. Do not bathe 9. Avoid drive-throughs (stock up on Combos for [...]
Read moreMy fake spring break
You’d think that spring break would be a veritable gold mine for funnies ideas. After all, MTV has taught the [...]
Read moreHow Wii do it
The other day I was talking with some friends about going bowling on Tuesday night. As soon as the idea [...]
Read moreTop Ten perfect spring break plans
10. Put up Christmas lights and carol. Make everyone second-guess which break they are actually on. 9. Visit Florida. Failing that, [...]
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