KATIE YODER Contributing Writer katiey5@goshen.edu Sometimes you learn things the hard way. Recently, I thought that I could write a funny article about a [...]
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Goshen College Fantasy League
ISAAC LONGENECKER Funnies Editor isaacl@goshen.edu America’s beloved sport. Do you know why it’s named football? Well, we saw the sport the rest of [...]
Read moreWhere is my Real World perspective course?
HANNAH THILL Contributing Writer hrthill@goshen.edu I am a senior (not the 65yr+ kind). I know this not because I feel that way, but [...]
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KATIE YODER Contributing Writer katiey5@goshen.edu Last fall, I had a bit of fun coming up with an alter-ego, who like Indiana Jones, went [...]
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ISAAC LONGENCKER Funnies Editor isaacl@goshen.edu This past summer I participated in Goshen College’s Maple Scholars research program, which sponsors students to work with [...]
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ISAAC LONGENECKER Funnies Editor isaacl@goshen.edu Goshen College Campus has 3 dorms: Yoder, Kratz, and Miller. Oh, and that other one above the cafeteria [...]
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ISAAC LONGENECKER Funnies Editor isaacl@goshen.edu Kenneth, our new bold president spoke to the 2017-18 Goshen student body in this year’s opening convocation. I don’t [...]
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ISAAC LONGENECKER Funnies Editor isaacl@goshen.edu Summer has always felt like it disappeared almost instantly. Where did the time go? For some, the time was [...]
Read moreThoughts on soggy burritos, graduation and off-white rectangles
PHIL LONGENECKER Funnies Editor philipl4@goshen.edu So I’m about to become a college graduate. It leaves me with feelings I can’t quite explain. I [...]
Read moreThe paradoxical sleep/friends/grades trifecta
PHIL LONGENECKER Funnies Editor philipl4@goshen.edu Between sleep, friends and grades in college, you pick two. It’s a choice that’s infinitely less satisfying than [...]
Read moreCelebrity-student profiles: Elon Musk and Ike Lehman
PHIL LONGENECKER Funnies Editor philipl4@goshen.edu Celebrity Spotlight: Elon Musk: a man so admired in America that I’ve decided to start a new line of [...]
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Read moreDecisions and choices
PHIL LONGENECKER Funnies Editor philipl4@goshen.edu A researcher at Duke University in 2008 discovered that 40 percent of the decisions we make everyday are [...]
Read moreIt’s the end of the world as we know it
PHIL LONGENECKER Funnies Editor philip14@goshen.edu “Hey, it’s not the end of the world.” This oft parroted phrase is used to comfort those who [...]
Read moreReflections of a senior
JORDAN WAIDELICH Associate Editor jrwaidelich@goshen.edu As I near the ever-daunting day of graduation, I can’t help but think back on my previous three [...]
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