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The last word

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • April 15, 2009
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At last, it seems that I've come to the year's final issue of the Record. It seems difficult to believe [...]

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Top 10 things that we're too lazy to do

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • April 08, 2009
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Top 10 Things That We're Too Lazy To Do: 10.  Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7. Finish that knitting project we started [...]

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Top 10 things that we’re too lazy to do

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • April 08, 2009
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Top 10 Things That We're Too Lazy To Do: 10.  Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7. Finish that knitting project we started [...]

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But seriously, I am terrified

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • April 01, 2009
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I'm going to take a moment, and speak to you all directly, not as funnies editor, but as myself, Tyler [...]

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A spring break madlib

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • March 11, 2009
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I’m sure you all know how madlibs work, right? Below is a list of terms that you/your friends/your enemies/some stranger you [...]

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Need some (arguably) good advice?

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • March 11, 2009
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We have a strong commitment to quality here at the Record's funnies page. That said, we have decided to "take [...]

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Uh-oh…

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • February 04, 2009
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If there’s anything that all you loyal funnies readers know, it’s that we here at the Record funnies page love [...]

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A profuse apology

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • February 04, 2009
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Dear Campus Community, I have a confession to make. I have, as they say in the biz, “stolen the funny.” That’s [...]

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Rejected!

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • February 04, 2009
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Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists: 10. Top Ten Best Flesh Wounds To Have Ever 9. Top Ten Bugs I’d Love To [...]

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A reasonable proposition

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • January 28, 2009
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I love acronyms. Consider: a lot goes on around campus these days – clubs, activities, music, procrastination, plans for an underpass, [...]

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Reflections on a past depression

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • January 28, 2009
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As we are in the midst of a fairly substantial economic recession – to the point that one might consider [...]

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For the Record Jan. 22

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • January 22, 2009
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If there's one thing that I've learned as editor for the funnies page over this school year, it is this: [...]

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An open letter to President Obama

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • January 21, 2009
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Dear Barack Obama, So, it seems that you’ve become the president of the United States of America. Congratulations, you [...]

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An inaugural top ten

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • January 21, 2009
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Top Ten Things I Wish Would Have Been Part Of The Presidential Inauguration: 10. Streakers 9. A “Best Moments of Presidential Campaign [...]

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This is NOT about the inauguration

  • By Tyler Yoder
  • January 21, 2009
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I mean, seriously. Barack Obama is great and all, but haven't we had just about enough of him? That's like [...]

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