At last, it seems that I've come to the year's final issue of the Record. It seems [...]
Read moreTop 10 things that we're too lazy to do
Top 10 Things That We're Too Lazy To Do: 10. Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7. Finish that knitting [...]
Read moreTop 10 things that we’re too lazy to do
Top 10 Things That We're Too Lazy To Do: 10. Laundry 9. Homework 8. Update our blog 7. Finish that knitting [...]
Read moreBut seriously, I am terrified
I'm going to take a moment, and speak to you all directly, not as funnies editor, but [...]
Read moreA spring break madlib
I’m sure you all know how madlibs work, right? Below is a list of terms that you/your friends/your [...]
Read moreNeed some (arguably) good advice?
We have a strong commitment to quality here at the Record's funnies page. That said, we have [...]
Read moreUh-oh…
If there’s anything that all you loyal funnies readers know, it’s that we here at the Record [...]
Read moreA profuse apology
Dear Campus Community, I have a confession to make. I have, as they say in the biz, “stolen [...]
Read moreRejected!
Top Ten Rejected Top Ten Lists: 10. Top Ten Best Flesh Wounds To Have Ever 9. Top Ten Bugs [...]
Read moreA reasonable proposition
I love acronyms. Consider: a lot goes on around campus these days – clubs, activities, music, procrastination, plans [...]
Read moreReflections on a past depression
As we are in the midst of a fairly substantial economic recession – to the point that [...]
Read moreFor the Record Jan. 22
If there's one thing that I've learned as editor for the funnies page over this school year, [...]
Read moreAn open letter to President Obama
Dear Barack Obama, So, it seems that you’ve become the president of the United States of America. [...]
Read moreAn inaugural top ten
Top Ten Things I Wish Would Have Been Part Of The Presidential Inauguration: 10. Streakers 9. A “Best Moments [...]
Read moreThis is NOT about the inauguration
I mean, seriously. Barack Obama is great and all, but haven't we had just about enough of [...]
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